Author Topic: Hijack Thread (Read 30113 times)

gr8ful · « **Reply #630 on:** May 31, 2013, 03:35:13 PM »

Sure was cold in Pa. last weekend. Looks like summer is finally here though.

gstewart44 · « **Reply #631 on:** June 01, 2013, 02:48:42 AM »

Silence is Golden.....

thumper113 · « **Reply #632 on:** June 01, 2013, 02:51:43 AM »

I thought the goose egg was golden?

williamlayton · « **Reply #633 on:** June 01, 2013, 03:55:58 AM »

I have neglected this thread far too long---now we are back to the chicken and the egg.
Blessings

Oldshooter · « **Reply #634 on:** June 01, 2013, 04:12:20 AM »

Ronald Reagan was invited to a costume ball, so he slapped egg on his face and went as a liberal economist

BruceP · « **Reply #635 on:** June 01, 2013, 06:35:40 AM »

Liberal economist. Isn't that like a jumbo shrimp, or maybe it's more like the congressional ethics committee.

Bruce

gr8ful · « **Reply #636 on:** June 01, 2013, 01:44:20 PM »

Yea congress is full of oximorons and the regular ones too.

Ranger99 · « **Reply #637 on:** June 01, 2013, 06:17:30 PM »

they say catch 22, but i've not seen any
to even chase. . . .

Oldshooter · « **Reply #638 on:** June 02, 2013, 01:07:37 AM »

Quote from: Ranger99 on June 01, 2013, 06:17:30 PM

they say catch 22, but i've not seen any
to even chase. . . .

I know this is against the rules but........... that is hilarious! profound but hilarious!

45-70.gov · « **Reply #639 on:** June 02, 2013, 12:10:36 PM »

Quote from: Oldshooter on June 02, 2013, 01:07:37 AM

Quote from: Ranger99 on June 01, 2013, 06:17:30 PM
they say catch 22, but i've not seen any
to even chase. . . .

I know this is against the rules but........... that is hilarious! profound but hilarious!

that sir is the catch 32

dougk · « **Reply #640 on:** June 02, 2013, 03:16:50 PM »

I have not played catch in some time. I think I will play catch with the kids this weekend.

BruceP · « **Reply #641 on:** June 02, 2013, 03:51:11 PM »

Quote from: dougk on June 02, 2013, 03:16:50 PM

I have not played catch in some time. I think I will play catch with the kids this weekend.

Just remember. Most of the time the wife gets ill when you start tossing the kids around.

Bruce

thumper113 · « **Reply #642 on:** June 02, 2013, 04:15:03 PM »

I dropped my daughter once while playing catch with her.

gstewart44 · « **Reply #643 on:** June 03, 2013, 09:12:27 AM »

Just don't play catch - with a .22.............

SHOOTALL · « **Reply #644 on:** June 03, 2013, 09:33:01 AM »

would two catch 22's make a catch 44 ?

Oldshooter · « **Reply #645 on:** June 03, 2013, 10:40:52 AM »

Nope, i'm thinking that would be a 44 magnum.

gstewart44 · « **Reply #646 on:** June 03, 2013, 12:32:09 PM »

"Go ahead......Make my day!"

PowPow · « **Reply #647 on:** June 03, 2013, 01:06:52 PM »

The next several posts are sort of boring, so you might want to skip ahead to Post # 652.

Ranger99 · « **Reply #648 on:** June 03, 2013, 06:34:21 PM »

i tried that a bunch of times, but
it keeps giving the forbidden message.

Oldshooter · « **Reply #649 on:** June 04, 2013, 01:07:33 PM »

Someone has lodged a complaint about this thread in The support forum. They want to know how to not have to see it because it is silly and makes no sense. And that it isnt about concealed carry or self defense handguns. That sounds to me like this thread is accomplishing just what is expected of it! $:-\$

gstewart44 · « **Reply #650 on:** June 04, 2013, 02:12:08 PM »

"This is a hijack!!!! give me $200,000 and a parachute and I'll leave you over Washington........"

Ranger99 · « **Reply #651 on:** June 04, 2013, 05:13:57 PM »

no! no! no!

that's a hijack threat, not a hijack thread

PowPow · « **Reply #652 on:** June 04, 2013, 05:40:31 PM »

Post # 652. Thank you for your patience. We will now return to our regularly scheduled hijack.

Ranger99 · « **Reply #653 on:** June 04, 2013, 05:45:42 PM »

well now it has a little man with
short leather britches that sez
"das ist verboten" instead of
forbidden.

SHOOTALL · « **Reply #654 on:** June 05, 2013, 01:46:56 AM »

Remember back when you could decide to go shoot and pick up a box or 6 of ammo on the way to the range ? They were the days .........................

gstewart44 · « **Reply #655 on:** June 05, 2013, 06:29:11 AM »

I'm in a daze these days...when I look at the price of ammo in my local stores (when I can find it)

gstewart44 · « **Reply #656 on:** June 05, 2013, 06:30:58 AM »

Sorry Shootall,
my last post wasn't a true hijack, but more of a piggyback......
Speaking of that - I was wondering if Muslim kids give each other piggyback rides........

SHOOTALL · « **Reply #657 on:** June 05, 2013, 09:31:50 AM »

maybe camel rides ? or goat rides

BruceP · « **Reply #658 on:** June 05, 2013, 03:43:24 PM »

So back in the 60's - 70's (?) when the guy said "I'd walk a mile for a camel" Is that so he could ride the rest of the way?

Bruce

SHOOTALL · « **Reply #659 on:** June 06, 2013, 02:02:58 AM »

Maybe he was from the Middle East .