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Offline coyotejoe

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It is how it is.
« on: March 11, 2013, 04:13:32 AM »
A beautiful fairy  appeared one day to a destitute Mexican refugee outside  an Arizona immigration office.

"Good man," the fairy said, "Since you just arrived in the United States with your wife and  eight children,[/size][/font][/color]I've been sent here by  President Obama and told to grant you three  wishes[/font][/size]."

The man told the fairy, "Well, where I come  from we don't have good teeth, so I want new teeth ... maybe a lot of gold in  them."

The fairy looked at the man's almost toothless grin and -- PING  !-- he had a brand new shining set of gold teeth in his  mouth!

"What else?" asked the fairy, "Two more to go."

The refugee  claimant now got bolder.  "I need a big house with a
three-car garage in Annapolis on the water with eight bedrooms  for my family and the rest of my relatives who still  live in my country.  I want to bring them all over here." --- and -- PING !-- in the  distance there could be seen a beautiful mansion with a  three-car garage, a long driveway, and a walkout patio  with a BBQ in an upscale neighborhood overlooking the  bay.

"One more wish," said the fairy, waving her wand.

"Yes, one  more wish.  I want to be like an American with American clothes instead of these torn clothes, and a baseball cap instead of  this sombrero.  And I want to have white skin like Americans" ---and --- PING ! -- The man was transformed - wearing worn-out jeans, a  Baltimore Orioles T-shirt and a baseball cap.  He  had his bad teeth back and the mansion had disappeared  from the horizon.

"What happened to my new teeth?" He wailed. "Where is  my new house?"



THIS IS GOOD .  . . . . . . .

NO, ACTUALLY THIS IS VERY GOOD . . . . . .

The fairy  said: "Tough crap, Amigo.   Now that you are a white American,
you have to fend for  yourself."

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Re: It is how it is.
« Reply #1 on: March 11, 2013, 04:30:54 AM »
FAIRIES, FAIRIES, we don't need no stinking FAIRIES!
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Offline powderman

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Re: It is how it is.
« Reply #2 on: March 11, 2013, 04:35:00 AM »
HMMMMM, I was expecting a punch line, a joke, not facts. POWDERMAN.  :o :o
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Offline Jim, West PA

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Re: It is how it is.
« Reply #3 on: March 11, 2013, 02:04:54 PM »
    refugee  claimant ????
I spose that was on the back o' the "freedom fighter" memo huh?
 
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Offline buck460XVR

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Re: It is how it is.
« Reply #4 on: March 11, 2013, 03:43:39 PM »
Quote from: magooch on March 11, 2013, 04:30:54 AM
FAIRIES, FAIRIES, we don't need no stinking FAIRIES!


Reminds me of a old Black Sabbath tune from way back then.....

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