i would say the gun was used as a paddle
by an old trapper somewhere in the way
back part of the bush. sounds better
anyway
most likely, it was leaning in somebody's
closet or in a corner of a house that got
flooded out somewhere. that happened to
a guy i knew on the gulf coast here. i'd
skip over trying to rectify it and put a
finish on it and enjoy it and tell the
paddle story if anyone at deer camp asks