Don't worry sending "Lurch " was an excellent idea. He will moan and groan and bore them to death.
But we should have sent Uncle Fester " Michael Moore " along with him so our enemy's could get a
good idea of just how screwed up our left really is .
Jane Fondle ,Hillary and Cher are all mummified remains anymore so Lurch was the only zombie
the left had that at least wasnt completely rotted out yet.
But Botox is the only thing holding him together. I just hope he doesent try to bite someone .
That could start WW III !