I think the whole country needs to go sleep on the couch
And men never act out of emotion.
No they could just screw up a bowling ball with a rubber hammer !
At least women don't allow the little head to make their decisions for them .
Go ahead and flame on my feminist meter is turned off . Let it all hang out guys !
Tell us how you really feel we will be sure to take notes . If us stupid women can remember how to
write . Oh my goodness I think I broke my little ole nail , what's this red button for Mr General ?
All these little gadget thingies and pretty red and green lights that say DEFCON on them .
Look here if you press this one all those nasty sirens go off and all the men around here start to
freak out ! This is so much fun I could play with this stuff all day .
I'm going to see to it that the White House is repainted in a nice shade of pink. That white color
is just to macho and manly looking . This will be the focus of my administration ,the feminizing of
our central government. We will win over on our foes by seduction and not by force any longer .
And for those of you here that dislike Islam ! What do you think I am going to do about sharia law ?
What do you think my outlook on Islam is going to be since I am a woman ? Not anything good !
Child molesters and rapist , what of you think I'm going to do about that stubby . Gun control ?
I feel a lot safer if all you big strong men own guns. I'm going to let you police your neighborhoods .
I just hate a man that lies , so what am I going to do with Congress ? Abortion ? I was a mother
and I love little baby's they are sooooo cute ! Borders ? I like clean and safe neighborhoods with lots
of flowers not hoods or thugs . World leaders ? Ever date a woman who turned out to be a user and
you only thought she was stupid ? Energy ? We are paying way to much for gas we need to get to
the bottom of this . Palin is my new energy czar she went up against big oil before and won.
So you see this might just turn out to be a lot of fun without two headed men running things !!!
PS. So all comedy aside , it might just be a good thing for a woman to be in there at least for one
term to straighten out some of this nonsense that the men seem to be afraid to address .
Every now and then change is a good thing , if the women were good and actually got some things
straightened out . Any men coming into that office after that couldn't be letting her memory
or accomplishments show them up now could they ? Or she might just come back !!!!!
Women are good at playing dumb, men are just naturally dumb and very gullible . OMG the horror , the horror ! Remember , Helen did launch a thousand ships . And Cleopatra did bring down a
powerful republic . Oh did I mention that she broke a nail while doing that ?