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Offline DDO

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« on: February 20, 2004, 05:40:44 AM »
Today colorfully language generally means using four or five curse words stung togather. I remember Gabby Hayes and Walter Brennen using phrases that weren't foul but colorful.

Any of you have colorful phrases or words? I remember people talking about a rich person saying, "He's got so much money he could burn a wet mule with cash."

One of my Grandfather's was "Ticktilleree". Used it to describe a lazy person as in, "He moves like he's got ticktilleree." His definition of "ticktilleree was, " When the drippings from your rear end eat out the back of your socks."

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« Reply #1 on: February 21, 2004, 11:16:04 AM »
My uncle used to say that someone is "Crazy as a shitpoke."  I never got a good explaination for that, but I think it's something to do with a bird eating bugs from a cowflop.  :oops:

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« Reply #2 on: February 21, 2004, 11:19:07 AM »
The word was, s**tpoke.  Does that fly past the V chip? :roll:

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« Reply #3 on: February 22, 2004, 07:34:23 AM »
Skookum.
An Indian word, once common in the Pacific Northwest, meaning "strong" or "powerful."
My father, born in 1915 and raised in the Tacoma area, used it once in a while. In his context, it was usually used to mean, "knowledgeable."
I recall him puzzled by the car's antics once, and saying he was going to take it to a neighborhood mechanic.
"He's pretty skookum on these things," Dad said.
I still use the word today, in its knowledgeable context.
The word skookum was often used by the loggers in the old days. A powerful man who worked hard was said to be skookum.
"You see the shoulders on that new, young guy? He's mighty skookum."
There was also a particular block and tackle arrangement known as a "skookum block," used in the old logging camps.
I've also seen old blocks, of cast or heavy steel, with SKOOKUM CO. moulded into them. I don't know where the Skookum Co. was located but perhaps it was a maker in the Pacific Northwest.
There's even Skookumchuck in Washington State, but I can't remember whether it's a river or a small town. Couldn't find it on the map.
I like the word, "skookum" ... just kinda rolls off the tongue.
Use the word "skookum" around a native Pacific Northwesterner over the age of 60 and watch him smile. He'll likely remember the word.
Got a question on feeding a cap and ball revolver? Ask Gatofeo. I'm mighty skookum about such things.
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« Reply #4 on: March 17, 2004, 08:54:09 AM »
“he’ll do to ride the river with,” which was just about the greatest compliment a cowboy could receive from his comrades.  It indicated that the subject of the comment was dependable, and could be relied on to not let you down in a tight situation.

"...come hell or high water".  Gonna happen regardless.

"...nervous as a (woman of ill repute) in church". Describing someone who was really uncomfortable with his/her current surroundings and/or company.

"He'll lie when its easier to tell the truth."  Describing the proverbial liar.

"He's so tight the Indian is riding the buffalo on all his nickles."  Describing a Scrooge-like character who pinches his buffalo nickles so tight...  Course, this one only has meaning to those who are familiar with buffalo nickles.

"He's got a long (or tough) row to hoe."  Describing someone who has a difficult task or problem ahead of him.  Particularly relevant to someone who has hoed or "chopped" cotton.

"...'bout as useless as (female of the species appendages) on a boar hog".  Pretty much self explanatory.

"He's barkin' up the wrong tree."  Anyone who's ever hunted with a coon dog should understand this one.  It implys that the subject of the comment is off-track in his pursuit of a solution to a problem, identification of a guilty party, etc. and needs to redirect his efforts.

"He ain't worth the powder it'd take to blow him to hell."  'Nuff said.

"Why, he'd steal the coins off his mother's eyes." A person don't get much lower than that.  Used to, a deceased loved one was laid out for viewing by family and friends, in most instances without the benefit of embalming.  It wasn't unusual for the deceased's eyelids to begin to open until full rigor mortis set in.  To preclude this from happening, coins (because of their size and weight) were temporarily placed on the eyelids to keep them shut.  Supposedly, one of the worst things you could say about someone was to accuse them of "lifting" the coins from the eyes of a dead person.
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« Reply #5 on: March 17, 2004, 03:01:58 PM »
Good ones, Capt,
I always liked "He'll do to ride the river with".
In the old days, travelers would ride the river to be close to water.  In Texas, river bottoms are public domain, usually dry, and are sometimes the only route a "cowboy" might travel, without being shot at for trespassing! :shock:   That's why one needs a reliable pard to "ride the river with".
I often think of people I work with, or run into, "would this guy "do to ride the river with?"

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« Reply #6 on: March 17, 2004, 03:30:46 PM »
Stump floater
Toad strangler
Rained like a cow p--- off a high bluff on a flat rock
Aint nothin tween Amarillo an tha north pole but a 4 stran bob wire fence.
PS-- two of tha wires is busted.
Tales and dogs tails are tha same--you can cut off both anywhere ya want.
Five miles of bad road.
That boy is so bad he can cuss fer a day an never repeat hisownself.
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« Reply #7 on: March 17, 2004, 05:22:41 PM »
I hear a lot of people using the word Nimrod as a negative. But according to the Bible; "And Cush begat Nimrod: he began to be a mighty one in the earth. He was a mighty hunter before the LORD: wherefore it is said, Even as Nimrod the mighty hunter before the LORD." (Genesis 10:8-9).

How many of us here want to be might hunters. :roll:
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« Reply #8 on: March 18, 2004, 03:27:09 AM »
"It's hotter'n two mice in a wool sock."
"It's colder than a well digger's butt."
"I feel like something a wolf barfed off a cliff"

There are many more...

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« Reply #9 on: March 18, 2004, 05:04:27 AM »
Dingleberries- those little balls of feces that hang off the hair of the rear end.

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« Reply #10 on: March 18, 2004, 05:14:28 AM »
"Goin' off half-cocked"

"Struttin' round like a banty rooster"

"He don't stand a snowball's chance in hell."

"That's all water under the bridge."

"He throw'd a mighty wide loop."

"All hat and no cattle."

"Wouldn't trust him no further than I can kick an anvil."

"He got a bad case a lead poisonin'."
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« Reply #11 on: March 20, 2004, 02:41:14 PM »
This one from my father-in-law, RIP.
"Well, I'll be a freight train ridin' SOB!"  Used when one is irked.  :)

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« Reply #12 on: March 21, 2004, 10:22:05 PM »
From my Mom:
"handy as a pocket in a shirt"
"ain't got the sense God gave a pi$$ant"
"cute as a bug"
"strain on a gnat and swallow a camel"
And many, many more.
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« Reply #13 on: March 22, 2004, 01:51:38 AM »
"If things was any better, I don't think I'd be able ta stand it."

"Ask him whut time it is, an' he'll tell ya how ta build a clock."

"He ain't got 'nuff sense to git in outta the rain."

"He's crooked as a dog's hind leg."

"That was a real frog strangler."  A very heavy rain.

"Look whut the cat dragged in."

"He don't know s--t from shineola."  For you youngsters, Shineola used to be a brand of shoe polish.

"Poor guy, looks like he stood up when someone told him to shut up."

"He's jus makin' a mountain outta a mole hill."
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« Reply #14 on: March 22, 2004, 02:06:22 AM »
Let mw tell ya bout that clock, er, ma'am, yes ma'am mis Kitty i'll be quiet.
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« Reply #15 on: March 22, 2004, 07:36:59 AM »
Looks like he/she's been rode hard and put away wet.

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« Reply #16 on: March 22, 2004, 09:51:24 AM »
"He was grinnin' like a possum in a peach tree."  For you guys in Central Texas, peach trees are bloomin' like crazy.  Now, if we can just not have a late freeze like we had last year we might have a good crop.

"That dog won't hunt."  Meanin' whatever the subject of discussion is ain't a very good idea.

"That's a horse of a different color." A different matter or issue.

"You caint do it 'cuz you ain't holdin' your mouth the right way."  If you don't know what that means, you just ain't holdin'...
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« Reply #17 on: March 22, 2004, 02:03:13 PM »
Most folks, when tha is doin sumthin hard or complicated they scrounge up their mouth sumwhat, so if it doan work then thay aint holdin their mouth tha right way.
Dogs is made fer sleepin in tha sun.
perty as a june bug.
I'm gonna do it if'n it hair-lips ever dog in Georgia.
tighter than a tick.
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« Reply #18 on: March 22, 2004, 07:38:06 PM »
"I'm fine as frogs hair"
"we're tighter than a crabs a$$ at fifty fathoms" from my Navy days.
"snug as a bug in a rug"
"don't have a pot to pi$$ in"
"can't squeeze blood out of a turnip"
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« Reply #19 on: March 23, 2004, 02:51:19 AM »
One I allways like "He'd rather climb a tree and tell a lie than stand on the ground to tell the truth"

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« Reply #20 on: March 24, 2004, 01:42:51 AM »
A man in tha wrong don't stand a chance against a man in the right that keeps on coming.
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« Reply #21 on: March 30, 2004, 08:07:08 AM »
That boy don't know come here from sic'em
There's no hair on that frog
I see's with two black eye's you was told twice.

I was born and raised in denton valley Texas, 25 mile SE of Abilene,
When a blue northern came thru we use to say there was a picket fence between here and the North pole and someone kicked her down.

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« Reply #22 on: April 11, 2004, 03:14:41 AM »
That plow won't scour.

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« Reply #23 on: April 11, 2004, 04:53:40 AM »
"Light (or lighting) a shuck" - to get the heck out of here in a hurry. "I'm lightin' a shuck for California."

"Pull in your horns" - back off, quit looking for trouble.

"Shoot, Luke, or give up the gun" - p--p or get off the pot, do it or quit talking about it.

"A hog-killin' time" - a real good time. "We went to the New Year's Eve dance and had us a hog-killin' time."

"Clean his/your plow" - to get or give a thorough whippin'.

"Don't care a continental" - Don't give a darn.
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« Reply #24 on: April 12, 2004, 08:55:58 AM »
Longer than a West Texas Well Rope - Extremely long

It's Rainin Like a cow Peein on a flat rock - raining real hard.

Well that's all this Okie can think of right now.
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« Reply #25 on: April 12, 2004, 09:06:41 AM »
Tha only difference in bein from Texas an bein from Hell, those from Hell had a choice.
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« Reply #26 on: April 12, 2004, 09:08:47 AM »
All hat an no cattle.
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« Reply #27 on: April 13, 2004, 01:27:31 PM »
"Got a good scald on it."
Meaning that one did a good job, fixed something well or a task was easily done.
My father, a native Northwesterner, often used this to mean that something was done handily or easily, or looked good when completed.
He said it comes from immersing a pig carcass in boiling water. With the right water temperature and the right duration of time, the bristle could be scraped off quickly and easily.
But if the water was too cold or too hot, or the time spent immersed too short or long, it was an onerous task to remove the bristle.
I still use this expression on occasion: "So I grabbed me a hammer, some nails and a roll of duct tape and got a good scald on it."
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« Reply #28 on: December 16, 2004, 03:47:44 AM »
One of my favorites;

When describing the attitude of someone who is generally accepted as being "contrary";

"He wouldn't be satisfied if you hung him with a NEW ROPE"

And an old Army buddies description of the temperature;

"Colder than a welldiggers (a**) butt in Toule, Greenland, and that's 40 below"

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« Reply #29 on: February 11, 2005, 04:25:25 PM »
I liked these by Jerry Clower on looks:

"She is so ugly she would make a freight train take a dirt road."

"She is so ugly she has to sneak up on the dipper to get a drink of water."

"She is so ugly that if Moses had seen her, there would be an eleventh commandment."
"When a strong man armed keepeth his palace, his goods are in peace."  Luke 11:21