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Is ths close to the truth
« on: June 04, 2013, 03:30:38 AM »
  I don't know..I don't even know if the attribution is correct or specious.  Just take it for it's humor value:
 
     Foxworthy: You May Be A MuslimComedian Jeff Foxworthy: You May Be A Muslim             
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             You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor. You may be a Muslim

You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes..
You may be a Muslim

You have more wives than teeth. You may be a Muslim

You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean.
You may be a Muslim

You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide. You may be a Muslim

You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against. You may be a Muslim

You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.
You may be a Muslim

You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
You may be a Muslim

You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four.
You may be a Muslim

If you don't want the truth, don't ask me.  If you want something sugar coated...go eat a donut !  (anon)