I don't know..I don't even know if the attribution is correct or specious. Just take it for it's humor value:
Foxworthy: You May Be A MuslimComedian Jeff Foxworthy: You May Be A Muslim
You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor. You may be a Muslim
You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes..
You may be a Muslim
You have more wives than teeth. You may be a Muslim
You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean.
You may be a Muslim
You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide. You may be a Muslim
You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against. You may be a Muslim
You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.
You may be a Muslim
You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
You may be a Muslim
You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four.
You may be a Muslim