Sec service buys fleet of tractors to protect hussein at G8 conference.

[powderman]

Barack O'Farmer

Secret Service drive TRACTORS to guard the*
President at G8 summit in Northern Ireland

SECRET Service spooks are disguising themselves as FARMERS to protect Barack Obama from terrorist threats at the G8 summit.

They have even bought a fleet of TRACTORS ahead of the US President’s arrival in Northern Ireland tomorrow for the two-day meeting.

The agents’ plan is to pose as local farmers in the sprawling fields around the five-star lakeside hotel complex hosting the huge event.

But locals near the Lough Erne resort reckon it will not take any potential terrorists long to spot the spooks — as their sparkling tractors are all brand new.

One said: “They reckon the vehicles will let them patrol the fields around the hotel unnoticed — but they’ll stick out like sore thumbs.

“It’s comedy gold really, like something out of Father Ted.”

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...-Obama-G8.html

[Ranger99]

hmmm
i wonder if the gummint tractors will
be like the gummint trailer houses
and be sold for pennies?

[powderman]

The ones in the link are all 4WD with cabs, certainly hi $ outfits. Just more govt waste. No doubt they will be real effective at guarding hussein from the fields. What kind of morons dream up this crappola?? I couldn't afford the fuel for one of those. POWDERMAN. 

[spruce]

Yes, morons is the right word!
 
I'm sure no one will notice the fields are overrun with shiny new tractors - driven by guys in black suits I suppose!
 
Could have saved a lot of money and just dressed them up in clown costumes instead of buying them tractors.

[goodshot]

     Yes black suits and shiny shoes, no seed corn hats ear pieces waving in the breeze no implements just tractors.
  All wisdom comes from G-d when we reject Him and He removes His hand from our nation our leaders make stupid decisions.
Maranatha

[goodshot]

       I hear strains of "Send in the clowns"