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Offline Victor3

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Learning how to text...
« on: February 08, 2014, 12:33:00 AM »
A middle-aged couple finally learned how to send and receive texts on their cell phones. The wife, being a romantic at heart, decided one day that she'd send her husband a message. She texted:

If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you are laughing, send me your smile.
If you are eating, send me a bite.
If you are drinking, send me a sip.
If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you.

The husband, being a no-nonsense sort of guy, texted back:

I'm on the toilet. Please advise.
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Re: Learning how to text...
« Reply #1 on: February 08, 2014, 02:24:19 AM »
Great!  I just love it when someone calls or texts and the first thing they say is "What you doing?"  I tell them.
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Re: Learning how to text...
« Reply #2 on: February 08, 2014, 05:05:03 AM »
Good one!
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Re: Learning how to text...
« Reply #3 on: February 08, 2014, 06:49:35 AM »
I wonder if she ever did that again?  :-\
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