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Offline blind ear

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President's Day
« on: February 16, 2014, 09:02:57 AM »

I was eating breakfast with my 10-year old granddaughter
and I asked her, "What day is tomorrow?"
She said, "It's President's Day!"
She's a smart kid so I asked her, "What does President's Day mean?"
I was waiting for something about Washington or Lincoln.
But she replied, "President's Day is when President Obama steps out
of the White House and if he sees his shadow, we have another year of bull&+;t!"
You know, it hurts when hot coffee spurts out your nose!
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Re: President's Day
« Reply #1 on: February 17, 2014, 01:01:02 AM »
EAR. That young lady will be famous some day, give her a big hug and a cup of hot chocolate. POWDERMAN.  ;D ;D
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Re: President's Day
« Reply #2 on: February 17, 2014, 05:07:01 AM »
Tells you something about the voters.  A 10 yr old can see thru his charade, but his voters can't!
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Re: President's Day
« Reply #3 on: February 17, 2014, 05:24:03 AM »
Somehow I doubt that she came with that all on her own.
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Re: President's Day
« Reply #4 on: February 17, 2014, 05:53:31 AM »
EAR, thanks for the laugh!! ;D I'll mention this one. Not a joke. My local bank that I deal with, just 5 branch's, close's today, President's Day, but stays open on MLK day!! I like my bank. gypsyman
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Re: President's Day
« Reply #5 on: February 17, 2014, 06:31:36 AM »
Quote from: blind ear on February 16, 2014, 09:02:57 AM

I was eating breakfast with my 10-year old granddaughter
and I asked her, "What day is tomorrow?"
She said, "It's President's Day!"
She's a smart kid so I asked her, "What does President's Day mean?"
I was waiting for something about Washington or Lincoln.
But she replied, "President's Day is when President Obama steps out
of the White House and if he sees his shadow, we have another year of bull&+;t!"
You know, it hurts when hot coffee spurts out your nose!



Yeah!

But I'm not sure which is worse - hot coffee or ice cold coco cola... :o
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