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Offline ironglows

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Listen to the scientists..
« on: December 06, 2020, 12:52:47 PM »
A good friend..a Marine gunny sergeant from the Iraqi/Afghan wars just posted this on my webpage.
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   Yup: Nothing makes much sense anymore.
Me AT GROCERY STORE:
Why is there plastic on the payment keypad?
Cashier: to protect people from Covid.
Me : but isn’t everyone touching the plastic keypad the same way they would the regular keypad?🤦‍♀️🤷‍♀️
Cashier: no words. Confused look. 👀
Me : Why Dont you pack the grocery bags anymore?
Cashier : Because of covid 19 to reduce the spread of catching or spreading the virus.
Me : But a shelf packer took it out of a box and put on the shelf, a few customers might of picked it up and put back deciding they Dont want it, I put it in my cart then on the conveyer belt, YOU pick it up to scan it.. But putting it in a bag after you scan is risky??
Cashier : no words, confused look 👀
Me AT DRIVE-THRU
Server: (holds a tray out the window with a bag of food for logical friend to grab)
Me: why is my bag of food on a tray?
Server: so I don’t touch your food because of Covid.
Me: didn’t the cook touch my food? Didn’t the person wrapping my food touch it and then touch it again when placing it in my bag? Didn’t you touch the bag and put it on the tray? Didn’t you touch the tray? 🤦‍♀️🤷‍♀️
Server: no words. Confused look. 👀
Me in SOCIETY
Society ; If you cough or sneeze do it in your elbow or sleeve,
Also society : Dont shake hands or hug anyone or you will spread the virus..
To greet people do an elbow tap instead.
Me : Elbow tap 🤷‍♀️? Isn't that where you tell people to sneeze or cough? into their elbow? Now you want people to tap each other with that elbow 🤦‍♀️
wouldn't it be safer to sneeze into elbow and shake hands like we did before Covid 🤷‍♀️
Me AT RESTAURANT:
Hostess: ok, I can seat you at this table right here (6 feet away), but I will need you to wear a mask to the table.
Me: what happens when I get to the table?
Hostess: you can take off the mask.
Me: then it is safe over there?
Hostess: yes.
Me: are those fans blowing above the table? Is that the air-conditioning I feel? Is the air circulating in here?🤦‍♀️🤷‍♀️ Hostess: no words. Confused look.👀
SOCIETY : You are not allowed to stand and drink at the pub you have to sit down.
But at the shopping centre you are not allowed to sit down, all the chairs are roped off.
Who thinks this crap up?
Life is hard for logical people right now. We are being raised without the ability to process and execute logic 💯
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Ohh the science of it all!!!! Thomas..

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You sure can't beat the pure logic of the "science".    ;)  ;D 
"They have the guns and therefore we are for peace and for reformation through the ballot. When we have the guns, then it will be through the bullet"      (Saul Alinsky) ...hero of the left..

Offline Bob Riebe

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Re: Listen to the scientists..
« Reply #1 on: December 06, 2020, 01:31:43 PM »
LOL I do not wear a mask going any where, have only been approached once in a health food store months ago.
My Lemming cousin always asks me if I have my mask and I tell him it is in my pocket and never comes out except when I get change. It comes out with the change and goes back with the remaining change.
People are donkeys chasing the carrot.

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Re: Listen to the scientists..
« Reply #2 on: December 06, 2020, 01:35:33 PM »
Hope that change the cashier handed you doesn't have covid on it. If it did, you got it on your hands, mask, and pocket.
You may all go to hell, I will go to Texas. Davy Crockett

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Re: Listen to the scientists..
« Reply #3 on: December 06, 2020, 02:37:38 PM »
Covid Pandemonium = mass insanity
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The real Covid disease causes incurable stupidity.
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.TM7

My mother, daughter, granddaughter, great granddaughter, and nephew, didnt, and don't seem to be stupid after recovering from "the real covid-19".

However, your remark here obviously IS "incurable stupidity".
You may all go to hell, I will go to Texas. Davy Crockett

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Re: Listen to the scientists..
« Reply #4 on: December 06, 2020, 03:10:35 PM »
Flu  does the same things..   ..But did you notice, nobody is getting hospitalized from or dying of, flu this year?
  Don't expect any either, since Covid (the Chinese plague) pays more...
"They have the guns and therefore we are for peace and for reformation through the ballot. When we have the guns, then it will be through the bullet"      (Saul Alinsky) ...hero of the left..

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Re: Listen to the scientists..
« Reply #5 on: December 06, 2020, 03:20:57 PM »
Flu  does the same things..   ..But did you notice, nobody is getting hospitalized from or dying of, flu this year?
  Don't expect any either, since Covid (the Chinese plague) pays more...

Agreed. Nobody wants to talk about the flu now, however while covid is over reported, it doesn't make it irrelevant if you catch it.
You may all go to hell, I will go to Texas. Davy Crockett

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Re: Listen to the scientists..
« Reply #6 on: December 06, 2020, 03:59:59 PM »
Flu  does the same things..   ..But did you notice, nobody is getting hospitalized from or dying of, flu this year?
  Don't expect any either, since Covid (the Chinese plague) pays more...

Agreed. Nobody wants to talk about the flu now, however while covid is over reported, it doesn't make it irrelevant if you catch it.
  For sure, no serious illness is irrelevant..even moreso when someone you love is stricken.
"They have the guns and therefore we are for peace and for reformation through the ballot. When we have the guns, then it will be through the bullet"      (Saul Alinsky) ...hero of the left..

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Re: Listen to the scientists..
« Reply #7 on: December 06, 2020, 04:25:58 PM »
A local Amish man was asked why covid didn't seem to affect his people?? He smiled and said, we don't have TVS. CHARLIE.  :D
Mr. Charles Glenn “Charlie” Nelson, age 73, of Payneville, KY passed away Thursday, October 14, 2021 at his residence. RIP Charlie, we'll will all miss you. GB

Only half the people leave an abortion clinic alive.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAiOEV0v2RM
What part of ILLEGAL is so hard to understand???
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Re: Listen to the scientists..
« Reply #8 on: December 06, 2020, 04:39:01 PM »
Flu  does the same things..   ..But did you notice, nobody is getting hospitalized from or dying of, flu this year?
  Don't expect any either, since Covid (the Chinese plague) pays more...
All other deaths have been canceled while covid is in effect.
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