An old farm couple got ready for Church and the wife said she was staying home feeling poorly. He said, I think I'll try that new Church on the edge of town.
When he got home she asked, how was it?? He said, different, real different.
She asked, what hymns did they sing?? He said, wasn't none, they called it praise music, WHATS THAT she asks??
He said, if I come home and tell you the cows is in the corn, that there is a hymn. BUT, I f I say MARTHA MARTHA MARTH, the cows is in the corn corn corn corn, the brown brown cows, the black black cows, They're in the corn corn corn they are in the corn corn corn.
Then They get to swaying back and forth back and forth and repeat it all a dz times. That there is praise music.
CHARLIE.