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Offline Argent 88

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Yeah, you better watch out for those assult bumper jacks.
« on: March 26, 2021, 11:20:55 AM »
Old story, but still worth mentioning about liberal ignorance.

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Re: Yeah, you better watch out for those assult bumper jacks.
« Reply #1 on: March 26, 2021, 11:46:14 AM »
I have had my a** kicked by one of those, knocked me out cold.
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Re: Yeah, you better watch out for those assult bumper jacks.
« Reply #2 on: March 26, 2021, 03:54:25 PM »
Yeah, they're dangerous.
I always have to be watchful
that a terrorist doesn't try
to jack up my tractor with
mine.
You reckon that's where hijack
comes from?
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Re: Yeah, you better watch out for those assult bumper jacks.
« Reply #3 on: March 27, 2021, 01:06:06 AM »
Them suckers do fight back!!  :o They're sneaky too, ya never know if they'll kick ya in the shin or under your chin.
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Re: Yeah, you better watch out for those assult bumper jacks.
« Reply #4 on: April 11, 2021, 08:22:00 AM »
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  That is not just a bumper jack, it is usually referred to as a "farm jack"..a very useful tool.  It can be used as a jack, but it can also be used to pull your rig out of the mud..

  It can be a bar clamp, pulling things together.

  Given enough rope, chain or cable and a tree or big rock, and it will pull your vehicle out..  It is also great for tightening barb wire fences, and myriad chores.

  My son had one, but in doing 3 or 4 free, "good neighbor' jobs for needy people, he left it on one job or the other, but nobody called him back to tell him they had the jack.  So he no longer has one.

   The many uses for a farm jack...   https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=uses+of+the+farm+jack
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Re: Yeah, you better watch out for those assult bumper jacks.
« Reply #5 on: May 16, 2021, 12:12:30 AM »
When I worked for the Forest Service, they banned the high lift jack because of the tendency to pick up a little rust which caused them to slip (causing serious injury in some cases). I have a couple of them, but spray them with WD-40 if I need to use one. Keeps it from slipping. Seldom need one now since few vehicles have steel bumpers any more; although I still have a pickup with one.

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Re: Yeah, you better watch out for those assult bumper jacks.
« Reply #6 on: May 16, 2021, 12:22:25 AM »
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    Thanks for the info Gene..it cold save some pain.
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Re: Yeah, you better watch out for those assult bumper jacks.
« Reply #7 on: May 16, 2021, 12:32:23 AM »
Old story, but still worth mentioning about liberal ignorance.

Ignorance is curable, the woman is pure stupid.  There's no fixing stupid...

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Re: Yeah, you better watch out for those assult bumper jacks.
« Reply #8 on: May 16, 2021, 03:35:53 AM »
  I have three of them, I ALWAYS spray lube them before using!

  They are pretty handy to have around, you just have to watch what you are doing with them, and keep your face out of the path of the handle...

  RM