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Offline nw_hunter

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Pets and the virus
« on: December 23, 2021, 07:15:01 AM »
Knowing how much people care for their pets, I invented a mask, just for them. Every mask is custom made to fit.

I recently made my pet duck a mask, to protect it from corona virus...
It’s nothing flashy, but it fits the bill. ::)
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Re: Pets and the virus
« Reply #1 on: December 23, 2021, 07:28:35 AM »
My son had one of those for his Schnauzer, but everytime he tried to put it on ole Gizmo he would "duck" and run. ;D
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Re: Pets and the virus
« Reply #2 on: December 23, 2021, 09:05:41 AM »
My son had one of those for his Schnauzer, but everytime he tried to put it on ole Gizmo he would "duck" and run. ;D
  Their smart little dogs , I lost my little  mini Schnauzer  6 months back an Im still not over it .

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Re: Pets and the virus
« Reply #3 on: December 23, 2021, 10:34:12 AM »
Linda's little poodle had to be put down about 13 years ago, and she took it pretty  hard.
I paid $600 for a West Highland pup. She kept it 2 months and gave it away.  Then I paid $450 for a Yorkie.  She kept that one a little more than a  month and gave that one away.
Gizmo the miniature Schnauzer was a surprise that I drove all the way to Oklahoma City for, and paid $400 for.
He lasted 3 months, and Linda gave him to our oldest boy.
Gizmo is gotten old with my son, but still going strong.
One day about 10 years ago, Linda says she's ready for another dog.
I say: I ain't buying another dog, so she says lets look at rescues.
At the pound she picks out the scroungest little black mutt you could imagine.
It turned out to be half miniature Schnauzer, and half Rat Terrier.
Best little house Mutt I've ever seen.
Go figure.
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Re: Pets and the virus
« Reply #4 on: December 23, 2021, 10:57:43 AM »
My pet crocodile is getting a bit large for the house at 21' but he's fairly friendly and takes to his mask nicely. He hasn't eaten a guest in a couple of weeks. He might just not be hungry yet, hopefully we'll have someone over for the holidays for him to eat.


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Re: Pets and the virus
« Reply #5 on: December 23, 2021, 11:38:31 AM »
I tried a crocodile once. After he ate two of my neighbors horses, I had to get rid of him.
I gave him to an old woman that had a cat problem.
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Re: Pets and the virus
« Reply #6 on: December 23, 2021, 12:10:14 PM »
Guys , your just too funny lol.
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Re: Pets and the virus
« Reply #7 on: December 23, 2021, 12:50:19 PM »
None of you should quit your day job to become a comic.

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Re: Pets and the virus
« Reply #8 on: December 23, 2021, 01:31:51 PM »
None of you should quit your day job to become a comic.

I quit my day job over a year ago. I'm durn near broke.
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Re: Pets and the virus
« Reply #9 on: December 23, 2021, 05:42:34 PM »
I quit my day job 26 years ago and am making it pretty good. I can't do stand up comedy anymore cuz I can't stand very long at a time. I'm better now at sit down comedy.


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Re: Pets and the virus
« Reply #10 on: December 23, 2021, 05:49:58 PM »
At my age I don't find anything funny.
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Re: Pets and the virus
« Reply #11 on: December 24, 2021, 03:06:14 AM »
We have noticed.  ;D

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Re: Pets and the virus
« Reply #12 on: December 24, 2021, 03:15:30 AM »
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Re: Pets and the virus
« Reply #13 on: December 24, 2021, 08:56:18 AM »
my lab would probably eat it.
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Re: Pets and the virus
« Reply #14 on: December 26, 2021, 08:02:26 PM »
my lab would probably eat it.

It's obvious.......You all need a pet duck to fill the bill.
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Re: Pets and the virus
« Reply #15 on: December 27, 2021, 03:13:49 AM »
my lab would probably eat it.

It's obvious.......You all need a pet duck to fill the bill.
Ducks are to dry. They've just never quacked me up.
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