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New Virus concern
« on: January 10, 2022, 09:40:14 AM »
We are still battling COVID-19 but the next thing is here already. Virologists have identified a new Nile virus - type C. It appears to target those who were born between 1930 & 1970.

Symptoms:

1. Sending the same email twice.

2. Sending a blank email.

3. Sending a message to the wrong person.

4. Sending it back to the person who sent it to you.

5. Forgetting to attach the attachment.

6. Hitting SEND before you've finished.

7. Hitting DELETE instead of SEND.

8. Hitting SEND when you should hit DELETE.That is why it is called the C-NILE virus.

If you cannot admit to doing the above, you have obviously caught the mutated strain — the D-NILE virus.


(stolen from elsewhere on the internet .. which may be another symptom of C-NILE!)


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Re: New Virus concern
« Reply #1 on: January 11, 2022, 03:38:59 AM »
I may go get tested for the C-Nile virus. Wonder if the C-Nile virus can also cause CRS syndrome? Can only hope that a vaccine is developed for it.  ;D
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Re: New Virus concern
« Reply #2 on: January 11, 2022, 08:40:07 AM »
Sounds horrible this c-nile virus.  I had something to say about it, but I forgot what it was. Anyway probably Fauci and his gang are mixing up a vaxxine for it.
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Re: New Virus concern
« Reply #3 on: January 11, 2022, 09:11:38 AM »
 ;). I got a bad case. Thanks for pointing this out, I didn’t have a name for it.