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The year 2024.. A new, conservative president is elected .. with a SCOTUS appointment in view, so here is the first news conference.
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REPORTER: Are you aware that a SCOTUS appointment is looming?
PRESIDENT: ...Yes, I am taking office with a SCOTUS appointment in view
REPORTER: ...What qualifications do you require in any appointee?
PRESIDENT: ..Well, it must be a red headed male..
REPORTER: ..Is that your main consideration?
PRESIDENT: ...Well, he should have long legs too !
REPORTER: ...Any other qualifications? Perhaps character or familiarity with our constitution?
PRESIDENT: .... No, I haven't really thought about that !
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Do you suppose the leftists would complain about such a stupid criterion ?
