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Offline Graybeard

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FREE haircuts
« on: July 05, 2022, 05:35:44 AM »
Story of the haircut

Blessed are those that can give without remembering and take without forgetting. One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week’ The florist was pleased and left the shop.

When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.

Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.’ The cop was happy and left the shop.

The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.

Then a politician came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.’ The politician was very happy and left the shop.

The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen politicians lined up waiting for a free haircut.

And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the citizens of our country and the politicians who run it.

As Ronald Reagan said: "Both politicians and diapers need to be changed often and for the same reason.”

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Offline phalanx

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Re: FREE haircuts
« Reply #1 on: July 05, 2022, 05:47:35 AM »
Politician day would be buzz cut only , even the women  :) Then they would look like a bunch of skinheads lol.
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« Reply #2 on: July 09, 2022, 09:47:17 PM »
uncle sam gives a free one to thousands of brave young men.
blue lives matter

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« Reply #3 on: July 10, 2022, 05:20:31 AM »
uncle sam gives a free one to thousands of brave young men.

Not free, we had to pay for our hair cuts.
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« Reply #4 on: July 10, 2022, 11:23:49 AM »
Years ago, my mother would go
after working at her beauty salon
and go to the local VA and cut hair.
There wasn't any charge of course.
After some time, she was nearly
purse snatched in the parking lot,
and I started accompanying her
there. I would sweep and every
now and then I would do the
Ft Bragg up and over with the
clippers. ( burr cut)

It's a shame the lazy lot security
guard wouldn't leave his little
shack/booth to actually do
security duty, but that's what
happens with hiring quotas
instead of merit based hiring
18 MINUTES.  . . . . . .

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« Reply #5 on: July 10, 2022, 09:56:22 PM »
I dont remember being charged. But then they only gave us a small part of our pay in boot and maybe they deducted it from what we got when we graduated. I know when i went through prior service navy boot they didnt buzz cut me but i got a hair cut and wasnt charged. 
uncle sam gives a free one to thousands of brave young men.

Not free, we had to pay for our hair cuts.
blue lives matter