Reminds me of an incident I ran into.. and it ironically happened in Texas.
In 1956, I was on lifeguard squad for the 6 swimming pools for Fort Hood. I was among the crew appointed to the single pool assigned the officers and their families.
One morning we arrived for duty to open the officers pool. Walking to the edge of the pool, we discovered that some yahoo during the night, had evidently climbed the fence and squatted over the edge of the pool to relieve himself..since there was a big, brown pile, right there near the wall of the pool.
While we debated what to do....Dewey another lifeguard, went to the utility end of clothes changing building, and returned with a concrete hoe he found there..the one with the holes in it. He then ran that hoe up and down, until the pile disappeared !
Well, we all decided that we would swim that day..only if we needed to pull a rescue..
Now, like Gov Abbott, we could blame Dewey for spreading the stuff around... but it wasn't Dewey who s- -t
in the pool !
....Just as it wasn't Gov Abbott who s- -t all over the border; it was Biden and the Democrats who did that !
..But like Dewey, he just gave everybody a chance to "share the benefits" !