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Just for laughs....."I think"
« on: May 16, 2023, 09:22:26 AM »
From the Babylon Bee:

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Joe Biden was recently awarded an honorary doctorate degree from Howard University, a rare honor bestowed upon him just three years after he became Honorary President.

Howard University, named after intellectual and philosopher Howard The Duck, granted the Honorary President the prestigious Honorary Doctorate because of his "unity-based unification" and "popularity among oligarchs and oil tycoons."


Honorary President Biden was then asked to say a few words whenever he was finished eating his new diploma.

"I'll tell you what Stanley, it's an honor to be honored for all those birds flying in my attic," said Biden to the university's class of 2023, "If you've never seen a doctor poop his pants before...well now you have."

Honorary President Biden received congratulations and well wishes for his honorary doctorate from various world leaders, including Real President Donald Trump.

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Re: Just for laughs....."I think"
« Reply #1 on: May 17, 2023, 12:34:28 AM »
  Being as it was posted in t e Babylon Bee, I looked upon the announcement with a Jaundiced eye.  ..But it apparently has actually been
   done!

  https://thedig.howard.edu/all-stories/president-joseph-r-biden-inspires-hope-howard-university-commencement

  Just imagine, Joe goes down to Howard U., mumbles a few incoherent words, and receives an honorary doctorate in "humane letters',
   without even spending a few hours earning it !

  Hmmm.... Howard U. is a predominantly black university, must be Howard U. is bent on advancing the "white privilege" factor.

  https://www.fox5atlanta.com/news/watch-live-biden-to-give-commencement-address-at-howard-university
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Re: Just for laughs....."I think"
« Reply #2 on: May 17, 2023, 01:32:05 AM »
Everything on Babylon Bee is satire! That is what it's all about. This one just struck me as hilariously funny!
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Re: Just for laughs....."I think"
« Reply #3 on: May 17, 2023, 01:44:56 AM »
Yeah he even announced to the crowd that the biggest threat to this country is white supremacy. What a joke our counterfeit puppet president is.
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Re: Just for laughs....."I think"
« Reply #4 on: May 17, 2023, 06:04:49 AM »
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Re: Just for laughs....."I think"
« Reply #5 on: May 17, 2023, 09:24:53 AM »
Quote from: TrumpWon on May 17, 2023, 06:04:49 AM
At least Trump “earned” his five honorary degrees :)

https://www.forbes.com/sites/michaeltnietzel/2021/01/09/liberty-is-now-the-only-university-to-not-rescind-donald-trumps-honorary-degrees/?sh=4ec1fc2b10b9

Lehigh is a liberal school with liberal professors. Before the 2020 election there was a poll done in the Lehigh community. 83% said they were voting for Dementia Joe.  Wagner is a liberal arts school in New York City. Robert Gordon, isn't even in this country and is another Liberal arts school. Liberty which he still holds two honors is a Christian school and was voted top 10 most conservative schools.  So with the 3 that revoked his degrees, I'm sure Trump could care less. In fact they are no more than a** wipe.  The degrees given by the liberal schools were given before trump even thought about running for president. 
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Re: Just for laughs....."I think"
« Reply #6 on: May 17, 2023, 09:41:09 AM »
You sure about Liberty? They have a liberal arts department :)
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Re: Just for laughs....."I think"
« Reply #7 on: May 17, 2023, 10:18:44 AM »
Quote from: nw_hunter on May 17, 2023, 01:32:05 AM
Everything on Babylon Bee is satire! That is what it's all about. This one just struck me as hilariously funny!

   However, if you read the links I offered, you will see that Howard truly did the weird deed, plus Fox 5 in Atlanta also agreed...along with
  others.

  Here's another link.. https://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2023/05/howard_university_hands_biden_an_honorary_degree_for_his_analytical_intellect.html
   
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Re: Just for laughs....."I think"
« Reply #8 on: May 17, 2023, 10:22:01 AM »
Quote from: TrumpWon on May 17, 2023, 06:04:49 AM
At least Trump “earned” his five honorary degrees :)

https://www.forbes.com/sites/michaeltnietzel/2021/01/09/liberty-is-now-the-only-university-to-not-rescind-donald-trumps-honorary-degrees/?sh=4ec1fc2b10b9
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   At least Trump is capable of learning beyond needing the Easter bunny to show him the exit !  Yes, Trump is at least capable of
   earning a degree .
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Re: Just for laughs....."I think"
« Reply #9 on: May 17, 2023, 01:53:56 PM »
Speaking of Easter bunnies. Didn’t 81,283,098 of them show Trump the exit in 2020. :)
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Re: Just for laughs....."I think"
« Reply #10 on: May 17, 2023, 03:32:39 PM »
Quote from: TrumpWon on May 17, 2023, 09:41:09 AM
You sure about Liberty? They have a liberal arts department :)

Its a Christian school, so it surely isn't teaching students how to hate America.
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Re: Just for laughs....."I think"
« Reply #11 on: May 18, 2023, 02:16:26 AM »
Quote from: TrumpWon on May 17, 2023, 09:41:09 AM
You sure about Liberty? They have a liberal arts department :)

    ....Probably, but they do have a great law school..  It was the law firm of a Liberty graduate (Jay Sekulo's, ACLJ), that was
      instrumental in overturning the baby butchery abortion program, that you lefties have held as one of your sacraments..

   https://aclj.org/
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