I see not ALL cats land on their feet. 
That reminds me of an exchange I heard in the department I was supervising before I retired. Two ladies,Kay and Liz..
Kay was a bit ditzy..and a "cat lady"..loved cats.. Liz was a husky, tough gal, former waitress at a truck stop.
The conversation...
Kay: " I love cats..they are so athletic..if you toss them, they always land on their feet!"
Liz: "Not the way I toss them, they don't !"
