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Offline Ranger99

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Don't forget to buy your tickets ! !
« on: February 09, 2024, 10:25:35 PM »
Don't forget to buy your tickets for
the National Felons League Stuporbowl

From what I understand, they're only a paltry
$8600.00- $9300.00 USD, with some having
been sold for $12,000.00 USD

No pushin'- no shovin'  Be courteous while
standing in line
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Re: Don't forget to buy your tickets ! !
« Reply #1 on: February 09, 2024, 10:36:03 PM »
Semi related-
The "news" people said that there's
an estimated $23 billion USD in
bets related to the Stuporbowl.

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Re: Don't forget to buy your tickets ! !
« Reply #2 on: February 10, 2024, 01:41:28 AM »
  STUPORBOWL... apt description, Ranger....   ..And while they are   buying those diamond studded, gold tickets..they can be wearing a $100 team hoodie along with shoes, socks, hat gloves and other apparel..to the tune of at least $1000...

  Then the next day, go shopping for groceries with their food stamps...
If you don't want the truth, don't ask me.  If you want something sugar coated...go eat a donut !  (anon)

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« Reply #3 on: February 10, 2024, 04:04:42 AM »
..Yep !
If you don't want the truth, don't ask me.  If you want something sugar coated...go eat a donut !  (anon)
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Re: Don't forget to buy your tickets ! !
« Reply #4 on: February 10, 2024, 04:05:46 AM »
 Not a big football fan, especially the NFL. But, when they are going to have somebody sing the black national anthem, they just lost me totally.
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Re: Don't forget to buy your tickets ! !
« Reply #5 on: February 10, 2024, 06:04:31 AM »
wont waste the 25 cents for electricity to watch it on tv
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Re: Don't forget to buy your tickets ! !
« Reply #6 on: February 10, 2024, 06:29:39 AM »
Semi related-
The "news" people said that there's
an estimated $23 billion USD in
bets related to the Stuporbowl.

I don't know why, but instead of totally
forgetting about it, I pondered on it
some more.

There's obviously not 23 American billionaires
betting on the Stuporbowl, so it has to be
the peasants.
Last I understood, there were something
like 331 million peepuls in the nation.
Math has never been my strong suit, but
I'm figuring the average would be something
like each person in the nation betting around
$85.00 us dollars ( correct me if that's wrong)

Where'd all that spare cash come from
all of a sudden? I wish I had 85 spare
dollars to burn. I'd be stocking up on TP
and paper towels and hygiene essentials
and canned goods etc. etc. etc.
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Re: Don't forget to buy your tickets ! !
« Reply #7 on: February 10, 2024, 12:32:16 PM »
Where'd all that spare cash come from
all of a sudden?

Same place a bunch of my neighbors gets theirs, right around 4th of July.  "Ain't gots no money" any other day of the year, but during that week, they're out there sending fistfuls skyward to watch burn up in a colorful and dramatic fashion.

Just sayin'.....Roger
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Re: Don't forget to buy your tickets ! !
« Reply #8 on: February 11, 2024, 04:31:02 AM »
Where'd all that spare cash come from
all of a sudden?

Same place a bunch of my neighbors gets theirs, right around 4th of July.  "Ain't gots no money" any other day of the year, but during that week, they're out there sending fistfuls skyward to watch burn up in a colorful and dramatic fashion.

Just sayin'.....Roger

Happens all the time here
There's 5 section 8's in a row to the
east,  and all their cars are late models,
and barbeques at least once a week,
Lots of expensive fireworks all the time,
the 3rd one has 2 large dogs that get
fed somehow.
The ones that get me are the welfare
types with many expensive tattoos and
a cigarette and a beer always in hand.

Oh well.  . . . I can't do anything about any
of it. There's just me, and thousands that
enable and make excuses for all of them
so it cancels me out
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Re: Don't forget to buy your tickets ! !
« Reply #9 on: February 11, 2024, 04:33:24 AM »
None have started yet, but I anticipate
at the least the northernmost section 8
having a big Stuporbowl party and bobbycue
and malt likkah flowing like the rain did
a few hours ago
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