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Offline magooch

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Ain't she a peach?
« on: April 17, 2004, 04:53:53 AM »
Are any of the rest of you guys a little bewildered by the proliferation of woody medications and their ads?  What has this country turned into anyway—a bunch of anemic, limpd____  eunuchs, or am I missing out on something?  I’m quite a ways past my prime, but it still doesn’t take much to get my dandy up.
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« Reply #1 on: April 17, 2004, 05:55:02 AM »
:D,  :agree: ,  :-D
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« Reply #2 on: April 17, 2004, 09:23:34 AM »
I keep getting pop-ups and e-mail spam offering me breast enhancements.  I already have quite enough hanging on my chest and really don't want any enhancement, thank you very much.
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« Reply #3 on: April 17, 2004, 12:31:33 PM »
They must be for Liberals, real men don't need no stinking Viagra!  See what all that touchy-feely stuff has done to them?  I think they ought to ban that stuff, maybe it'd keep the tree huggers from breeding!   :grin:

PJ  (Father of four, and practicing to make more!) :wink:
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Re: Ain't she a peach?
« Reply #4 on: May 27, 2004, 03:06:30 PM »
Quote from: magooch
Are any of the rest of you guys a little bewildered by the proliferation of woody medications and their ads?  What has this country turned into anyway—a bunch of anemic, limpd____  eunuchs, or am I missing out on something?  I’m quite a ways past my prime, but it still doesn’t take much to get my dandy up.
Dali Llama say he note with dismay that we now even have such august personalities as Bob Dole and Mike Ditka hawking medicine for limber timber!!!! :roll:  :roll:
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« Reply #5 on: May 27, 2004, 05:52:43 PM »
I've noticed that they are warning that the use of some of this stuff might cause the occasional four-hour trouser tent and if it does, you should report to the sawbones right away.  Heck, when I was in school I used to sport one of those for six hours or more.  There was just something about all them curvy, good lookin...  Uh hmm--anyway, I don't know if that's progress or not--puttin all of that into a pill.  I still prefer the old fashioned method.  

There is one ad though that talks about keeping you ready to go for 36 hours.  I think they must have invented this one for those who are running a harem.
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« Reply #6 on: May 27, 2004, 07:40:32 PM »
We made up our own Viagra shirts. It has a Woody car and says Viagra under it. I told the guy I work with that mine is a woody, his is just an old beater!
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« Reply #7 on: May 28, 2004, 01:18:36 AM »
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I've noticed that they are warning that the use of some of this stuff might cause the occasional four-hour trouser tent and if it does, you should report to the sawbones right away.  
Dali Llama say he can think of better things to do with such "problem" than report to physician! :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
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« Reply #8 on: May 28, 2004, 02:12:18 AM »
magooch, big medicine - you guys are a rip.  I'm still laughin'.....

Dali:  I think if something like a '4 hour' happened to me it wouldn't be me who would be callin' the doctor (LOL).................. Mikey.
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« Reply #9 on: May 28, 2004, 06:22:24 AM »
Mikey,
I think you are right, the wives are the only ones who would have a problem with the 4 hr tent. :lol:

The Viagra rep left us these cool Viagra mugs. A buddy of mine stopped by the other day to have a VO and coke. I told him I poured him a good stiff drink then handed him the Viagra mug. Thought he was gonna wet his pants. :eek:
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« Reply #10 on: May 28, 2004, 07:37:19 AM »
Quote from: Mikey
Dali:  I think if something like a '4 hour' happened to me it wouldn't be me who would be callin' the doctor (LOL).................. Mikey.
Dali Llama say he concur wholeheartedly! :lol:  :lol:
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