...and I'm in a celebratin' mood, gimmie a double Makers Mark, an one of them ceegar's!
When I go to casinos, the most ridiculous sign I see is the one that says, "If you have a gambling problem, call 1-800-GAMBLER".
Soooooooooooo, I call and say, "I have an ace and a six. The dealer has a seven. What do I do?"