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The Buffalo Theory
« on: May 02, 2004, 05:35:49 AM »
One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the Buffalo Theory to his buddy Norm. Here's how it went:


"Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first.

This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.

In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells.

Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.

That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers." :-D  :)  :-D  :)
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« Reply #1 on: May 02, 2004, 06:27:33 AM »
I always KNEW that I did, just didn't know the reason why...........

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« Reply #2 on: May 02, 2004, 08:21:54 AM »
'Scuse me while I go get a beer. :lol:  :lol:

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« Reply #3 on: May 02, 2004, 09:47:54 AM »
Does that mean if I drink a case of beer in one evening I will have a total flushout? :-D  :-D  :-D  :-D  :-D  :-D  :-D  :-D  :-D  :-D
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« Reply #4 on: May 03, 2004, 04:57:04 PM »
What really worries me is that it makes sense!!!....<><.... :grin:
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« Reply #5 on: May 05, 2004, 11:07:03 AM »
Quote from: MSP Ret
What really worries me is that it makes sense!!!....<><.... :grin:


That's what I was thinking too!  
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« Reply #6 on: May 08, 2004, 08:23:15 AM »
I guess in my case, the only surviving brain cells must be moving about Mach 7!   :shock:

How much smarter can I get?

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« Reply #7 on: May 29, 2004, 12:49:57 PM »
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I guess in my case, the only surviving brain cells must be moving about Mach 7!

How much smarter can I get?

PJ
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