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Offline jh45gun

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The Eulogy
« on: May 30, 2004, 03:10:55 PM »
Subject: The Eulogy
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>She married and had 13 children. Her husband died.
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>She married again and had 7 more children. Again, her husband died.
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>But, she remarried and this time had 5 more children. Alas, she
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>finally died.
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>Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her. He thanked the
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>Lord for this very loving woman and said, "Lord, they're finally
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>together."
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>One mourner leaned over and quietly asked her friend, "Do you think he
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>means her first, second or third husband?"
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>The friend replied, "I think he means her legs."
Said I never had much use for one, never said I didn't know how to use it.

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Re: The Eulogy
« Reply #1 on: May 30, 2004, 03:20:33 PM »
Quote from: jh45gun
Subject: The Eulogy
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>
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>She married and had 13 children. Her husband died.
>
>She married again and had 7 more children. Again, her husband died.
>
>But, she remarried and this time had 5 more children. Alas, she
>
>finally died.
>
>Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her. He thanked the
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>Lord for this very loving woman and said, "Lord, they're finally
>
>together."
>
>One mourner leaned over and quietly asked her friend, "Do you think he
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>means her first, second or third husband?"
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>The friend replied, "I think he means her legs."
That be good one, say Dali Llama. :-D  :)  :-D
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