A blind guy walks into a bar and sets down. He says to the lady nest to him. "I just heard this great blonde joke. You see.........."
The lady interrupts him.
"Mister" she says " Do you know the owner? She's a blonde. As a matter of fact I am a blonde kick boxer. The bartender, she is a blonde too.
One of the lady bouncers is also a blonde. There is also a blonde weight lifter sitting at a table behind you. Now do you still want to tell this joke?
"Well no" He replies, "Not if I'm gona hafta explain it five times!
:-D
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