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Offline Jack Crevalle

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Clinton More Popular than Regan?
« on: June 09, 2004, 12:46:56 PM »
I heard on the radio coming home today that liberals are saying that Clinton was more popular than President Ronald Regan.

I think they may have something. Here's an abbreviated list of people that thought that Clinton was better:

The Communist Chinese - gave money to Clinton's campaign in exchange for loosening export restrictions on missle technology

The North Koreans - got a shiny new atomic reactor by promising they'd stop their atomic weapons development ( wink, wink, nudge, nudge )

Saddam Hussien - Clinton said he needed to go, bombed him a few times, not much else

Osama Bin Laden -  offered Osama in handcuffs, Clinton declined to pick him up

France - just because they like his style

Illegal aliens with felony convictions - given citizenship so they could "get out the vote!"

Various drug dealers, etc. - got pardons just cause he's a forgiving guy

Monica Lewinsky - got her own TV show and her name is now a verb

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« Reply #1 on: June 10, 2004, 01:40:07 AM »
Of course Clinton is more popular...with Communists and Liberals... hmmm..is there a difference? How about Commie-Libs?...lol
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« Reply #2 on: June 10, 2004, 04:36:44 AM »
Ever since he shot off his mouth about not being invited to speak, I've been trying to envision an impeached President being carried on a caison, down Constitution Avenue.

Somehow, I can't manage to get a clear picture.

The thought is actually nauseating to me.....

Ron

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« Reply #3 on: June 10, 2004, 05:19:17 AM »
ROTFLMAO! :)
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« Reply #4 on: June 11, 2004, 05:40:18 PM »
YEA RIGHT! and I am the Emperior of Texas!  :-D  :-D  :-D
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« Reply #5 on: June 11, 2004, 08:12:13 PM »
Been thinking about my earlier post and "the Impeached One".

At his state funeral, they can dispense with the horse drawn caisson, and just throw him over the horse that usually carries the presidents boots....you know... like they did in the old Wild West movies.  Tie his arms and legs together under the horses belly..  In clintoon's case, it would just be a pair of tennis shoes anyhow..

Spread a "Made In China" American flag over his carcass, and head for the landfill.

 :money:

Ron

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