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Survivor: Western NY
« on: August 27, 2004, 09:41:46 AM »
Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows, several area TV stations are joining together and are planning to do their own entitled "Survivor: Western New York."

The contestants will start in Buffalo travel over the thruway to Rochester and on down to Corning. From there they will head west to Hornell, then to Randolph, Jamestown and up to Hamburg. They will then proceed over to Silver Springs and Warsaw, Attica, and Cheektowaga finally ending up back at city hall in Buffalo.

Each will  be driving a pink Volvo with Florida license plates and large bumper stickers that read: "I'm Gay", "I'm a Vegetarian", "NASCAR Sucks," "Go Dolphins!", "The BILLS Suck", "Deer Hunting is Murder", and "I'm Here to Confiscate Your Guns!"

The first one who makes it back to Buffalo alive wins. :lol:
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Survivor: Western NY
« Reply #1 on: August 27, 2004, 04:36:35 PM »
How about an Oldsmobile, that makes a tour,  crossing and recrossing all the great bridges in NY State.
   Start at the Peace Bridge, then the Rainbow, on down to Newburgh, Tappan Zee, G Washington Bridge.
   Switch around and hit the Brooklyn Bridge and the verazzano narrows...then head to the Adirondaks.

   Passengers..Chuckie Schumer and Hitlary Clinton!!!

  Who's going to drive?  Hmmm..How about Teddy Kennedy?

 The Gun owners of the Empire State could be waiting at the ends of each bridge...providing old Teddy with complimentary "adult beverages"!

    Sound like a winner?
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« Reply #2 on: August 29, 2004, 02:54:03 PM »
Long as they head for Ithaca after travelling through Buffalo and Rochester, they'd probably do okay  :(

At least Syracuse's attempt at an Assault Rifle ban fizzled.