Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows, several area TV stations are joining together and are planning to do their own entitled "Survivor: Western New York."
The contestants will start in Buffalo travel over the thruway to Rochester and on down to Corning. From there they will head west to Hornell, then to Randolph, Jamestown and up to Hamburg. They will then proceed over to Silver Springs and Warsaw, Attica, and Cheektowaga finally ending up back at city hall in Buffalo.
Each will be driving a pink Volvo with Florida license plates and large bumper stickers that read: "I'm Gay", "I'm a Vegetarian", "NASCAR Sucks," "Go Dolphins!", "The BILLS Suck", "Deer Hunting is Murder", and "I'm Here to Confiscate Your Guns!"
The first one who makes it back to Buffalo alive wins. :lol: