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Offline Squirrelsaurus Rex

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« on: September 09, 2004, 10:37:24 PM »
Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators during the Summer Olympics
that they would like to take back:

 
1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during
her warm up and it was amazing."

2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience
since I once mounted her mother."

3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."

4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of
them are really that serious."

5. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."

6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it
all over their faces."

7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging
the cox of the British crew."

8. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."

9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his
wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God, what have I just said?"
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Offline chuckles

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« Reply #1 on: September 10, 2004, 03:23:32 AM »
:lol:  Good stuff!

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Re: Olympic wisdom
« Reply #2 on: September 10, 2004, 07:58:16 AM »
Quote from: Squirrelsaurus Rex
Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during
her warm up and it was amazing."
:shock:  :eek:  :eek:  :eek:  :shock:
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« Reply #3 on: September 10, 2004, 05:49:28 PM »
:-D  :)  :-D  :)  :-D  :)  :-D  :)  :eek:  :D
FREEDOM IS WORTH FIGHTING FOR-ARE YOU WILLING TO DIE FOR IT--------IT'S HARD TO SOAR LIKE AN EAGLE WHEN YOU ARE SURROUNDED BY TURKEYS

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« Reply #4 on: September 11, 2004, 06:21:57 PM »
Olympic wisdom....hmmm...must be one of those very rare things;...like "Clinton honesty", or "Liberal logic".
If you don't want the truth, don't ask me.  If you want something sugar coated...go eat a donut !  (anon)

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« Reply #5 on: September 12, 2004, 05:13:22 AM »
Thanks Ironglow. :-D
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