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>>Subject: Fwd: Fw: Kerry's Job Application>>Date: Mon, 25 Oct 2004 08:26:54 -0500>>>>>> JOB APPLICATION>>>> NAME: John Kerry>>>> RESIDENCES: 7 mansions, including Washington DC, worth>> multi-millions. I served in Vietnam (four months).>>>> EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE:>> Law Enforcement. I voted to cut every law enforcement, CIA and>> defense bill in my career as a U.S. Senator. I ordered the city of>> Boston to remove a fire hydrant in front of my mansion, thereby>> endangering my neighbors in the event of fire. I served in Vietnam>> (four months).>>>> MILITARY:>> I served in Vietnam (four months). I used three minor injuries>> to get an early discharge from the military and service in Vietnam (as>> documented by the attending doctor). I served in Vietnam (four months).>> I then returned to the U.S., joined Jane Fonda in protesting the war,>> and insulted returning Vietnam vets, claiming they committed atrocities>> and were baby killers. I served in Vietnam (four months). I threw my>> medals, ribbons, or something away in protest. Or did I? My book;>> Vietnam Veterans Against the War: The New Soldier shows how I truly>> feel about the military. I served in Vietnam (four months).>>>> COLLEGE:>> I graduated from Yale University with a low C average. Unlike>> my counterpart George Bush, I have no higher education and did not get>> admitted to Harvard nor graduate with an M.B.A>>>> PAST WORK EXPERIENCE:>> I ran for U.S. Congress and have been there ever since. I have>> no real world experience except marrying rich women and running HJ>> Heinz vic! ariously through my wife Teresa. I served in Vietnam (four>> months).>>>>>> ACCOMPLISHMENTS:>> As a U.S. Senator I set the record for the most liberal voting>> record, exceeding even Ted Kennedy and Hillary Clinton. I have>> consistently failed to support our military and CIA by voting against>> budgets, thus gutting our country's ability to defend itself.>> Although I voted for the Iraq War, now I am against it and refuse to>> admit that>> I voted for it. I voted for every liberal piece of legislation. I have>> no plan to help this country but I intend to raise taxes significantly>> if I am elected. I served in Vietnam (four months).>>>> My wealth so far exceeds that of my counterpart, George Bush,>> that he will never catch up. I make no or little charitable>> contributions and have never agreed to pay any voluntary excess taxes>> in Massachusetts, despite family wealth in excess of $ 700 million I>> served in Vietnam (four months).>>>> I (we) own 28 manufacturing plants (Heinz) outside of the U.S.>> in places like Asia, Mexico and Europe. We can make more profit from>> the cheaper cost of labor in those Countries, although I blame George>> Bush>> for sending all of the jobs out of Country. I served in Vietnam (four>> months).>>>> Although I claim to be in favor of alternative energy sources,>> Ted Kennedy and I oppose windmills off Nantucket and Martha's Vineyard>> as it might spoil our view of the ocean as we cruise on our yachts. I>> served in Vietnam (four months).>>>> RECORDS AND REFERENCES:>> None. However, I served in Vietnam (four months).>>>> PERSONAL>> I practice my Catholic faith when cameras are>> present.>> I ride a Serotta Bike.>> I love to ski/snowboard.>> My Gulfstream V Jet I call "The Flying>> Squirrel".>> I call my $850,000 42-foot Hinckley twin diesel>> yacht the "Scarmouche".>>>> I am fascinated by rap and hip-hop and feel it>> reflects our real culture.>>>> I own several "Large" SUVs including one parked>> at my Nantucket summer mansion, though I am against large polluting>> inefficient vehicles and blame George Bush for the energy problems.>> I served in Vietnam (four months).>>>> PLEASE CONSIDER MY EXPERIENCE WHEN VOTING IN 2004.--------------------------"This e-mail and any files transmitted with it are intended solely for the use of the individual or entity to which they are addressed and may contain confidential and/or privileged material. Any review, retransmission, dissemination or other use of, or taking of any action in reliance upon, this information by persons or entities other than the intended recipient is prohibited. If you have received this e-mail in error, please contact the sender and delete the material from your computer. Please note that any view or opinions presented in this e-mail are solely those of the author and do not necessarily represent those of CKE Restaurants, Inc. ("CKE") and/or its subsidiaries. Finally, the recipient should check this e-mail and any attachments for the presence of viruses. CKE accepts no liability for any damage caused by any virus transmitted by this e-mail."
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