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Offline Mac11700

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Kerry's Job application
« on: October 27, 2004, 08:05:33 AM »
I don't know if this has been posted yet or not...my wife just sent it to me from work...but it's enlightening to say the least...

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>>Subject: Fwd: Fw: Kerry's Job Application
>>Date: Mon, 25 Oct 2004 08:26:54 -0500
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>>                      JOB APPLICATION
>>
>>      NAME: John Kerry
>>
>>      RESIDENCES: 7 mansions, including Washington DC, worth
>>  multi-millions. I served in Vietnam (four months).
>>
>>      EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE:
>>      Law Enforcement. I voted to cut every law enforcement, CIA and
>>  defense bill in my career as a U.S. Senator.  I ordered the city of
>>  Boston to remove a fire hydrant in front of my mansion, thereby
>>  endangering my neighbors in the event of fire. I served in Vietnam
>>  (four months).
>>
>>      MILITARY:
>>      I served in Vietnam (four months). I used three minor injuries
>>  to get an early discharge from the military and service in Vietnam (as
>>  documented by the attending doctor).  I served in Vietnam (four months).
>>  I then returned to the U.S., joined Jane Fonda in protesting the war,
>>  and insulted returning Vietnam vets, claiming they committed atrocities
>>  and were baby killers. I served in Vietnam (four months). I threw my
>>  medals, ribbons, or something away in protest.  Or did I?  My book;
>>  Vietnam Veterans Against the War: The New Soldier shows how I truly
>>  feel about the military. I served in Vietnam (four months).
>>
>>      COLLEGE:
>>      I graduated from Yale University with a low C average. Unlike
>>  my counterpart George Bush, I have no higher education and did not get
>>  admitted to Harvard nor graduate with an M.B.A
>>
>>      PAST WORK EXPERIENCE:
>>      I ran for U.S. Congress and have been there ever since.  I have
>>  no real world experience except marrying rich women and running HJ
>>  Heinz vic! ariously through my wife Teresa. I served in Vietnam (four
>>  months).
>>
>>
>>      ACCOMPLISHMENTS:
>>      As a U.S. Senator I set the record for the most liberal voting
>>  record, exceeding even Ted Kennedy and Hillary Clinton.  I have
>>  consistently failed to  support our military and CIA by voting against
>>  budgets, thus gutting our country's ability to defend itself.
>>  Although I voted for the Iraq War, now I am against it and refuse to
>>  admit that
>>  I voted for it.  I voted for every liberal piece of legislation.  I have
>>  no plan to help this country but I intend to raise taxes significantly
>>  if I am elected. I served in Vietnam (four months).
>>
>>      My wealth so far exceeds that of my counterpart, George Bush,
>>  that he will never catch up.  I make no or little charitable
>>  contributions and have never agreed to pay any voluntary excess taxes
>>  in Massachusetts, despite family wealth in excess of $ 700 million I
>>  served in Vietnam (four months).
>>
>>      I (we) own 28 manufacturing plants (Heinz) outside of the U.S.
>>  in places like Asia, Mexico and Europe. We can make more profit from
>>  the cheaper cost of labor in those Countries, although I blame George
>>  Bush
>>  for sending all of the jobs out of Country. I served in Vietnam (four
>>  months).
>>
>>      Although I claim to be in favor of alternative energy sources,
>>  Ted Kennedy and I oppose windmills off Nantucket and Martha's Vineyard
>>  as it might spoil our view of the ocean as we cruise on our yachts. I
>>  served in Vietnam (four months).
>>
>>      RECORDS AND REFERENCES:
>>      None. However, I served in Vietnam (four months).
>>
>>      PERSONAL
>>              I practice my Catholic faith when cameras are
>>  present.
>>              I ride a Serotta Bike.
>>              I love to ski/snowboard.
>>              My Gulfstream V Jet I call "The Flying
>>  Squirrel".
>>              I call my $850,000 42-foot Hinckley twin diesel
>>  yacht the "Scarmouche".
>>
>>              I am fascinated by rap and hip-hop and feel it
>>  reflects our real culture.
>>
>>              I own several "Large" SUVs including one parked
>>  at my Nantucket summer mansion, though I am against large polluting
>>  inefficient vehicles and blame George Bush for the energy problems.
>>              I served in Vietnam (four months).
>>
>>              PLEASE CONSIDER MY EXPERIENCE WHEN VOTING IN 2004.
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Kerry's Job application
« Reply #1 on: October 27, 2004, 08:50:32 AM »
BEWARE
>
>
>
>   Following is a brief background on Mrs. John
> Kerry. She hates being called that, by the way:
>
>   Maria Teresa Thiersten Simoes-Ferreira Heinz
> Kerry. Married Senator Kerry in 1995. She only took
> his name eighteen months ago and she is an
> "interesting" paradox of conflicts.
>
>   If you thought John Kerry was scary, he doesn't
> hold a candle to his wife! Maria Teresa Thiersten
> Simoes-Ferreira Heinz Kerry was born in Mozambique,
> the daughter of a Portuguese physician, was educated
> in Switzerland and South Africa. Fluent in five
> languages, she was working as a United Nations
> interpreter in Geneva in the mid-60's when she met a
> "handsome" young American, H. John Heinz, III, who
> worked at a bank in Geneva. He told her his family
> was "in the food business."
>
>   They were married in 1966 and returned to
> Pittsburgh where his family ran the giant H. J.
> Heinz food company. He was elected to the US House
> of Representatives in 1971, and in 1976 he was
> elected to the first of three terms in the United
> States Senate. A Republican, he wrote a burning
> diatribe against some of the causes backed by young
> House member John Kerry.)
>
>   Several years later, in 1991, he was killed when
> his plane collided with a Sun Oil Company helicopter
> over a Philadelphia suburb. The senator, his pilot
> and copilot, and both of Sun's helicopter pilots
> were killed. He was survived by his wife, Teresa,
> and their three young sons.
>   Four years later, having inherited Heinz's $500
> million fortune, she married Senator John Forbes
> Kerry, the liberal then-junior senator from
> Massachusett! s. She became a registered Democrat and
> the process of her radicalization was set in motion.
>
>   Heinz Kerry is not shy about telling people that
> she required Kerry to sign a prenuptial agreement
> before they were married. John Kerry may not have
> check writing privileges on the Heinz catsup and
> pickle fortune, but he is certainly a willing and
> uncomplaining beneficiary of it.
>
>   A lot of hard-earned money, made through many
> years of hawking catsup, mustard, and pickles has
> fallen into the hands of two people who despise
> successful entrepreneurship and who believe in the
> confiscatory redistribution of wealth.
>
>   So how does Mrs. Heinz Kerry spend John Heinz's
> money?
>
>   Just one example:
>   According to the G2 Bulletin, an online
> intelligence newsletter of WorldNet Daily! , in the
> years between 1995-2001 she gave more than $4
> million to an organization called the Tides
> Foundation. And what does the Tides Foundation do
> with John Heinz's money?
>
>   They support numerous antiwar groups, including
> Ramsey Clark's International Action Center. Clark
> has offered to defend Saddam Hussein when he's
> tried.
>
>   They support the Democratic Justice Fund, a joint
> venture of the Tides Foundation and billionaire
> hate-monger George Soros. The Democratic Justice
> Fund seeks to ease restrictions on Muslim
> immigration from "terrorist" states.
>
>   They support the Council for American-Islamic
> Relations, whose leaders are known to have close
> ties to the terrorist group, Hamas.
>
>   They support the National Lawyers Guild, organized
> as a communist front during the! Cold War era. One of
> their attorneys, Lynne Stewart, has been arrested
> for helping a client, Sheikh Omar Abdel Rahman,
> communicate with terror cells in Egypt. He is the
> convicted mastermind of the 1993 World Trade Center
> bombing.
>
>   They support the "Barrio Warriors," a radical
> Hispanic group whose primary goal is to return all
> of Arizona, California, New Mexico, and Texas to
> Mexico.
>
>   These are but a few of the radical groups that
> benefit, through the anonymity provided by the Tides
> Foundation, from the generosity of our would-be
> first lady, the wealthy widow of Republican senator
> John Heinz, and now the wife of the Democratic
> senator who aspires to be the 44th President of the
> United States.
>
>   Aiding and supporting our enemies is not good for
> America, regardless of your political views.
>
>   If voters will open their eyes, educate themselves
> and see the real Teresa Heinz Kerry, they will not
> appreciate her position as ultra rich fairy
> godmother of the radical left. They will not want to
> imagine her laying her head on a pillow each night
> inches away from the President of the United States.
>
>
>   Hopefully they love this country enough to decide
> that the only way these two will ever be allowed
> into the White House is with an engraved invitation
> in hand.
>
>   Instead of deleting this, pass it on. Let everyone
> know these people are unfit to represent this great
> nation. The uninformed will never hear the truth
> from the press, who wants Kerry elected!
>
>   Those who buy the Kerry facade, beware what you
> vote for - - - you may regret that you got it
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