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Offline Pie-bald

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« on: November 06, 2004, 01:42:03 PM »
Just got back from Canada 1 month ago from a bear-hunting trip. 900mi. one-way from home. Hunt was for my sons high-school grad gift. New Encore 300Win Mag custom barrel and this hunt. Now jr. just had to have this Dodge diesel, a 93 4x4 while he was a junior in high school. Chrome stack sticking out the bed and all. It ain't a bad running truck, it gets 19 1/2 mpg on the highway and it's an auto. But deep down in his heart he's a Ford lover(dad has a 75 hi-boy w/300,000 plus miles) So this last winter a beast of a Ford came up for sale that he again has to have. So older brother buys his Dodge and he has his Ford. The back window of the Dodge that was once his had all the slamming stickers and slogans that I'm sure you've all seen. The Ford also had stickers on it when he bought it only worse.  But , this Ford backs up what it says!!! It's a 93 F350 7.3 Turbo, the last of them b4 Powerstrock's. It has had the heads shaved, ported and polished, over-size injectors installed and a bigger pump put in it. Guys this will flat out run!!!!!! Just put a new set of BFG's 35" mudders b4 trip. We rolled into camp ( running 80mph thru michigan ,only gets 11 1/2 mpg 4:10 gears and is an auto w/shift kit) and there sits a brand new Chevy Duramax(dura-trash as the boy calls em') 4x4 4-door at the cabin beside us. Now this Ford ain't built for show but for go!!! A lift kit, rear-locker and misc. stuff, it's a red-neck speacial if you've never seen one b4. Across the back tail-gate is written"Low riders are for little boyz that can't get it up" and the window has the usuall"Eatin Dodges and S*ittig Chevy's.With Clavin pissin' on everything. The guys in the next cabin were told not to park too close as to a big pile of Ford S%it might appear in the morning, we traded back and forth the usuall good natured jabs and had alot of fun. Untill the Chevy guy tried to retrive a bear and buried the duramax. And I mean buried. The guide wouldn't even attempt to try and pull it out and he has 2 winches on everything he owns(the biggest only 1/2 ton truck). So with the hardest thing the Chevy guy ever had to say in his life was"can you pull me out?" No problem!! I had to back this beast of a Ford in about 1/2 mile and hooked up to him. This has no muffler, only a straight chrome stack coming out of the bed. I built a diamond plate spacer  between cab and tool box for the stack, and this truck has diamond plate everwhere. It ain't loud as u think untill you have to use it, boys when it open ups it'll make the hair stand up on your neck. It won't blow black smoke either because it'll burn whats pumped into it. With them new rubbers and all of it's power I yanked him out and covered his new truck with so much mud you couldn't tell what color it was. There was 6 of us all together and the ones watching thought the Ford would never pull it out as bad as he was stuck. Needles to say they were impressed and the Chevy guy admitted his defeat and yielded victory to the Ford!!

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« Reply #1 on: November 09, 2004, 06:44:59 PM »
Some one should have told the guy 4X4 Chevies are for pickin up groceries in inclement weather. And should never be taken past the asphalt.
Nothing makes me smile like driving my Rollback Ford wrecker into a mud hole loading up a stuck chevy and driving out while the chevy sits on the bed. After that them bowtie boys wont even look you in the eye. :-D  :-D  :-D

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« Reply #2 on: November 10, 2004, 07:38:59 PM »
What really gives me a warm fuzzy feeling is when we go to all of the big diesel pulls and watch those little 6 cylinder cummin's WALK ALL OVER those big, tuff V8 ford powerjokes.. :)
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« Reply #3 on: November 11, 2004, 05:06:20 PM »
OHHH WOW, a truck built for the off road pulls a stocker outta the mud.... Woooppieee :-D  Leave it to a ford guy to brag about that  :roll:  JK

Half the guys I see in new diesel (Chevy, Dodge, or Ford) don't even know what a diesel is meant for, it's just the cool thing to have. Drives me nuts!
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« Reply #4 on: November 12, 2004, 02:36:37 AM »
Since the Duramax diesel and Allison transmissin came out a couple years ago I have only seen one lifted and deep mud ready 2500HD. It was wearing 36" Super Swampers and winches front and rear. I would love to see that truck in action in the woods. I am NOT a fawd truck fan and never will be.
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« Reply #5 on: November 12, 2004, 06:59:30 AM »
First of all the Ford is built to use on/off road.It's the best of both worlds!! We use it too pull gravity wagons out of the fields, go deep in the woods to  get firewood,plow snow, un-stick a tractor now and then, go far away on hunting trips,  pull my 28' Airstream,and yes go to church with it on sundays! The comment was made about them Cummins' winning everthing at the pulls but I bet that b4 they'll take off for a 2500mi road trip drastic measures will take place under the hood. One of my friends wins all the local pulls with his Dodge but you can't even buy that motor from a dealership(Enterprise Cummins ) I agree most diesels are bought for the purpose of prestige and not to be used for nothing other than haulin' groceries. We use ours for everything and yes I find humerous when people try too take vechicles (I own bowties{sub 4x4}-dodge 4x4 cummins,and an old 75 furd hi-boy) places they have no business going "JUST" because they have a diesel. My brother has owned 30+fords for his fence building buisness and when he sells his on/off road diesel driver trucks the die-hard lovers of the other kinds buy his used trucks because their loyal brands just can't handle the abuse of serious off-road use and still take you hundreds of miles from home and back.

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« Reply #6 on: November 12, 2004, 07:06:20 AM »
I was a Ford man until my first 69 Chev PU 327 -still going and my 70 Chevy 350 still going.I drive Dodge Cummins --one has over 500,000.Both chevy PU's are original engines also.My first car was a 36 Ford coupe then a 42 Merc,then a 51,55,59 62 and I quit on them as repairs and dependability went to hell.
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« Reply #7 on: November 13, 2004, 07:31:28 AM »
dependibility has gone to hell.....In the latest J D Power dependibility ratings, the Ford diesels had a breakdown rate of over 400% of average and were the worst, by far, of all diesels and gassers tested....The vehicle with the lowest breakdown rate was the Dodge Cummins with a rate of less then half of average....Strangely, GMC duramaxes earned a much better rating then Chev Duramaxes..Ford gassers also did very well....Word on the web is that ford has had to buy back some 60,000 of their new 6.0 liter PSDs under state lemon laws and that dealers are using any pretext to void warrenties.....Buyer Beware.......

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« Reply #8 on: January 22, 2005, 08:33:14 AM »
This is like argueing over who's got a better riding mower.Sheez. :-D  :-D
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« Reply #9 on: March 10, 2005, 11:10:22 AM »
fords are jokes, and if you want a deisel, buy a cummings.  just wish they could figure out what it is that is wrong with the transmissions.  
I will drive any truck but a ford.  THEY ARE UGLY!!! and they break!

also the .45 is much better than the 9mm
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« Reply #10 on: March 10, 2005, 06:05:03 PM »
AMEN Brother!!!, just to stir the pot a little more on this one I'll throw out a couple little factoids.
1. The Cummins is designated(by the industry) as a Medium Duty Diesel Engine, while the powerstroke and duramax are listed as Light Duty.
2. You CAN get a Cummins in a ford in one of two ways, the Cummins is available in the f-550's and up(so whats that tell you?) or you can go here http://www.fordcummins.com/
The problem with the tranny's is that they were designed for gassers and simply can't take the torque of the diesel. I had mine taken care of right off the bat and can now use every one of my (dynoed)1115 Ft Lbs of torque

and yes, I will also take the 45 over the 9mm EVERYTIME..... :D
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