Yasser Arafat, just before going into his coma and concerned about his mortality, consulted a Psychic about the date of his death.
Closing her eyes and silently reaching into the realm of the future she found the answer: "You will die on a Jewish holiday." "Which one?'" Arafat asked nervously.
"It doesn't matter," replied the psychic. *"Whenever you die, it'll be a Jewish holiday