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Offline IntrepidWizard

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Divorce joke
« on: December 06, 2004, 04:04:54 PM »
... A Polish man married an American girl after he had been in the United States a year or so; and, although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well.  Until one day he rushed
 into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him -- "very quick."  The lawyer said that the speed for getting a
 divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:

 LAWYER: "Have you any grounds?"
 POLE:     "Yah, Yah, an acre and half and a nice little home with 3 bedrooms."

 LAWYER: "No," I mean what is the foundation of this case?"
 POLE:     "It is made of concrete, brick, and mortar," he responded.

LAWYER: "Does either of you have a real grudge?"
POLE:     "No," he replied, "we have a two-car carport, and have never really needed one."

LAWYER: "I mean, What are your relations like?"
POLE:     "All my relations are in Poland."

LAWYER: "Is there any infidelity in your marriage?"
POLE:     "Yes, we have hi fidelity stereo set and DVD player with 5.1 sound.  We don't necessarily like the music, but the answer to your questions is yes."

LAWYER: "No, I mean Does your wife beat you up?"
POLE:     "NO, I'm always up before her."

LAWYER: "Is your wife a nagger?"
POLE:     "NO, she white."

LAWYER: "WHY do you want this divorce?"
POLE:     "She going to kill me."

LAWYER: "What makes you think that?"
POLE:     "I got proof.

LAWYER: "What kind of proof?"
POLE:     "She going to poison me.  She buy a bottle at the drug store and put on shelf in bathroom.  I can read -- it says, 'Polish Remover'
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a dangerous servant and a fearful master. -- George Washington

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Divorce joke
« Reply #1 on: December 06, 2004, 04:10:04 PM »
:lol:  :lol:  :lol: Good one!
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Re: Divorce joke
« Reply #2 on: December 07, 2004, 01:15:57 AM »
Quote from: IntrepidWizard
LAWYER: "No, I mean Does your wife beat you up?"
POLE:     "NO, I'm always up before her."

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