Cheyenne Ranger's new forum

[leverfan]

Well, he's taught us how not to build a gun cart, and why you don't drop big things on your feet.  Not only told us, but showed us.  I'm eagerly awaiting the pictures from his surgery!  Stuff this educational needs its own forum, though, so I propose:

Cheyenne Ranger's Injuries, Pains, Perforations, Lacerations, Edemas, and Dislocations.  It's hard to type all that, so I figured it could be shortened down to an acronym:  C.R.I.P.P.L.E.D.

Sorry, CR, I couldn't resist.   Doctors have literally bolted me back together in some places, so I know it's no fun.  I'm rooting for you to get healthy and stay that way, even if it means losing your contribution to the nation's health care economy.

[williamlayton]

Could we turn this into a TV show?
The titles for it a running helter skelter thru my mind.
ER- "Real Life Stories".
Maybe a reality show--"Personal Ways to Cripple ones ownself".
A soap-" One Life To Live-and How To Endure The Pain".
I am thinking it could be an HGTV series on the proper and improper use of common home tools.
A History channel special--"the History of One Mans Walk Thru Emergency Rooms".
I am hopin you understand we are taking liberties with you CR, just pokin fun at a guy who we like.
Blessings

[Cheyenne Ranger]

Or:

One Leg to Break;

Ask Not for Whom the ER Waits, It Waits for Thee;

The Old, the Clumsy, the Stupid;

and from the world of music:

It's my Fracture and I'll Cry if I Want Too.....


CR (who's made 2 days without drawing blood, fracturing bones or removing parts of his anadomy  :wink:

[williamlayton]

:-D  :grin:  :-)   !!!!
Better than mine.
Blessings