Curse You jh45gun !!! I slid out of my chair, and my back went out while I was rolling around on the floor! I scares me to think about what must go on in the mind that forms these ideas you get, and I marvel at your ability to come up with perfect supportive props. May you never lose the "gift". I had a pretty good one told to me Saturday, and this seems like a good time and place to share. My wife was making Italian (she's Norwegian you know) for supper, and asked if I would go to the power house and get a bottle of Lambrusco. I was standing at the off sale counter, waiting my turn, when the town drunk/comedian spotted me and came over to chat. He told me he was about 9 days into a bender, and he had experienced a terrible bout of DTs earlier in the afternoon. However, toward the end, he had been granted a vision of "the most beautiful sight in the world". Ten million Liberals swimming out into the ocean with a Queer jammed up their butt, and an illegal alien under each arm ! I didn't laugh. I didn't even smile. It just didn't seem appropriate to show mirth at such a wonderful idea ! Cowpox
