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Offline williamlayton

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« on: February 02, 2005, 03:57:32 AM »
This is offered to explain my memory lapses.
An older middle aged couple were entertaning friends for dinner.
The guest was talking about a resturant that he and his wife has gone too the night before, an exclaiming how good they found it.
The host asked the name of the resturant.
Guest, "What is the name of that flower you give to your wife on special occasions, you know the one with thorns"?
Host, after thinking, "Roses"?
Guest, "Yes that is the one". "Rose, what was the name of that resturant we went to last night"?
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« Reply #1 on: February 02, 2005, 05:17:39 AM »
:-D
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He who does not punish evil, commands it to be done.-Leonardo da Vinci
An armed society is a polite society-Robert A. Heinlein
Only the dead have seen the end of war- Plato
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tomorrow I may have to eat them- A lady's sweatshirt

Offline Capt Hamp Cox

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« Reply #2 on: February 02, 2005, 08:07:55 AM »
oldwilliamwhatshisname must have a spycam hidden in my house.
Careful is a naked man climbin' a bobwire fence.