By golly I've just observed that we don't have a forum for sex on this site, but if we did, I'm sure there'd be at least a few more posts enlightening the masses on the top ten things that make women preferable to handguns in many situations. For example, have you ever been turned on by a handgun wearing sexy clothes? (Come to think of it I recall just reading that some fetishist in New Mexico was busted for dressing up his pistols in Barbie clothes. It's a big country. Go figger!)
But then again, if you're old enough to have one handgun for the road and one for at home and you still don't understand the mechanics of all this, then perhaps you're too much into your own hobbies to find such delectables to your liking.
One parting thought though, is that a handgun is a weaker test of a man's monogamous incliniations than a woman. We don't often think of one handgun while shooting another.
