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Offline CornCod

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Chicom Para. SKS vs. Kenmore Vacuum Cleaner
« on: February 21, 2005, 11:59:44 AM »
Had a fun day at the range. I made a quasi-judicial decision to execute a Sears Kenmore Model 7.2 Ampere Upright Vacuum Cleaner. I bought the thing used a year ago used from a vacuum repairman's shop for twenty-five bucks and the thing stopped working a couple of months ago. Rather than attempt to repair it, I passed the death sentence on the machine rather than throw good money after bad.

  The machine bravely and defiantly declined my offer of a blindfold and a ciagarette. I loaded ten rounds into my Chinese Paratrooper Model SKS (I know they were never used by Chinese parachutists, but were made for the US Civilian market). I would have prefered to use full metal jacket, but contented myself with Silver Bear 7.62X39 123 grain HP with a zinc plated steel case made in Holy Mother Russia (AKA The Third Rome.)

  I aimed at the main body of the machine. It made neat little holes going in, but huge pieces of plastic and metal blew out the back. After the first five shots the machime began to "deconstruct" like a modern literary critic. Soon the Kenmore was reduced to about five different pieces of junk.

  Although I didn't look to see where the Kenmore was made, I can only conclude it was made in Red China like most consumer goods these days. It made a kind of poetic justice too see it destroyed by another piece of Chinese machinery.

   With the target destroyed and the sun going over the yardarm, I returned home singing the old German soldier's song "I had a Comrade" soberly aware of the destructive capability of late forties Communist weapons.

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Chicom Para. SKS vs. Kenmore Vacuum Cleaner
« Reply #1 on: February 21, 2005, 12:39:01 PM »
Ummmmm, CornCod.......I think ya did the right thing son, er maybe.  Lol.  Mikey.

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« Reply #2 on: February 21, 2005, 12:54:25 PM »
Awesome!!!!!   I like fresh new ideas on targets!!!  Years ago we had empty Freon cans and air supply tanks from trailer trucks.  My 45acp loved to put holes in the freon cans while my 357mag and 44mag dented the trailer truck air supply tank with one dent being a little deeper than the other.  After getting upset that my full load magnums didn't go thru the thicker steel tank I grabbed the '06 and as the bullet hit the steel it turned sideways making the perfect little missle imprint cut thru the steel if you look at a 30cal bullet sideways thats exactly the hole it made.  That range was closed years ago and i surely miss the fun we had shooting all kinds of crazy things because now we only allowed to shoot paper.
                                                                      BigBill

I sure miss those old gravel pit ranges we had years ago.

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« Reply #3 on: February 21, 2005, 08:15:25 PM »
Wanted to do the same to a Jeep CJ so bad once! Wanted to lash the steering wheel to one lock or the other, put it in low 4WD, turn it loose on the rifle range and charge a buck a shot (proceeds going toward our liability insurance).