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Offline kevin.303

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« on: March 05, 2005, 04:30:53 PM »
A young aspiring gun fighter walks into a saloon in Tombstone. He walks up to an gunfighter at the bar and asks him if he would give him some tips on being quicker on the draw. The gunfighter tells him to tighten his belt and leg strap. He does this and draws and shoots the bow tie off the piano player. What elsa can I do to be a better gunfighter he asks. The gunfighter tells him to cut a little leather off the front of his holster. He does this and draws and shoots the top button off the piano player's shirt . Wow...what else can I do? The gun fightertells him to slather his gun with axle grease. Will this make me even faster he asks. Gunfighter says no.....but when Wyatt Earp finishes playing the piano it won't hurt as much when he shoves that gun were the sun don't shine!
" oh we didn't sink the bismarck, and we didn't fight at all, we spent our time in Norfolk and we really had a ball. chasing after women while our ship was overhauled, living it up on grapefruit juice and sick bay alcohol"

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« Reply #1 on: March 05, 2005, 04:47:42 PM »
:-D  :-D  :-D  :-D  :-D  :-D  :shock:  :)  :)  :)  :)  :-D  :-D



good one kevin,


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« Reply #2 on: March 05, 2005, 04:51:55 PM »
:)  :-D  :)  :-D  :)  :-D  :)  :-D  :)  :-D  :)  :-D  :)  :-D  :)  :-D  :)  :-D

Nice.  :D
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« Reply #3 on: March 05, 2005, 05:08:22 PM »
:-D  :-D  :-D  :-D  :-D smooth :)  :)  :)  :)  :)  :shock:
FREEDOM IS WORTH FIGHTING FOR-ARE YOU WILLING TO DIE FOR IT--------IT'S HARD TO SOAR LIKE AN EAGLE WHEN YOU ARE SURROUNDED BY TURKEYS

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« Reply #4 on: March 06, 2005, 06:51:15 AM »
Yep that would about cover it :eek:  :)  :)  :)  :)  :)
Said I never had much use for one, never said I didn't know how to use it.