Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb and Quasimodo were all talking one day.
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>>Sleeping Beauty said, "I believe myself to be the most beautiful girl in
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>>the world."
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>>Tom Thumb said , "I must be the smallest person in the world".
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>>Quasimodo said, "I have to be the ugliest person in the world".
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>>They decided to go to the Guiness Book of World Records to have their
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>>claims verified.
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>>Sleeping Beauty went first and came out looking deliriously happy. "Its
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>>offficial, I AM the most beautiful girl in the world."
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>>Tom Thumb went next and emerged triumphant. "I am officially the
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>>smallest person in the world."
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>>Sometime later, Quasimodo came out looking confused and simply stated,
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>>"Who is Camilla Parker Bowles?"