Author Topic: A different theory on Cattle Mutilations. (Read 2054 times)

SAWgunner · « **on:** March 14, 2005, 02:44:50 PM »

http://www.guardiantales.freewebspace.com/JAN-Creature.html

Glad I always have a gun with me, but like my mother says, these things are probably already dead anyway.

SAW

RedRyder21 · « **Reply #1 on:** March 14, 2005, 05:16:32 PM »

:shock: That is why I keep a firearm in my truck!

The picture is a little ridiculous, but that is just my opinion. At first I though the pic was a joke pic of Gene Simmons from KISS! :shock:

SAWgunner · « **Reply #2 on:** March 14, 2005, 06:09:54 PM »

Ace, maybe? heh heh....I thought it was too, but that was what fit her description the best. Imagine running into that thing on a deserted road at night.

SAW

RedRyder21 · « **Reply #3 on:** March 15, 2005, 05:17:25 AM »

Imagine, you are driving down a dark and lonely toad, snow is falling. Suddenly your truck dies. You get out to see what is wrong. From deep within the woods you hear a hair raising sound. Suddenly you make out the words.

You hear, :music: I wanna Rock and Roll all night and Party everyday! :music:

Sorry, I couldn't help myself! It would be pretty scary to see that image on the side of a road. :shock:

bullet maker · « **Reply #4 on:** March 15, 2005, 05:06:43 PM »

I would rather see bigfoot, than that thing :-D :-D . bigfoot ain`t that scary, but this thing--- well if I saw that in the woods, --I`d call it quits, I`d never go in the woods again.

bullet maker

Guy · « **Reply #5 on:** March 21, 2005, 01:53:02 PM »

Assuming the story is true, it sounds like our weary traveller encountered a roving mental case.

Leverdude · « **Reply #6 on:** March 21, 2005, 02:14:39 PM »

Cant honestly say how I'd react to something like that, but dropping my truck in gear & flooring it comes to mind.

Shorty · « **Reply #7 on:** March 25, 2005, 11:14:24 AM »

I've been through southern Indiana. THAT was just one of the locals. Ho hum :roll: :wink: :lol:

JPSaxMan · « **Reply #8 on:** March 27, 2005, 04:47:58 AM »

Holy crow, and someone said a picture of Camilla Bowes would cause optical nerve damage. That picture takes the cake :shock: . First time look at that picture sent something right through me. I dunno wut, but wowsers. Is that a picture of Chupacabra that has surfaced within the last year or two? They said that creature existsed only in Mexico and parts of South America until recently when sightings started happening in Florida :eek: . When I was a kid, people always used to make fun of me for carrying a gun on strolls in the woods. Maybe I had my reasons :twisted: .

1911crazy · « **Reply #9 on:** March 27, 2005, 07:33:03 AM »

I'm not too sure what the hell it is but if i saw one i'd give it too you to look at dead of course. BigBill

mallarddrake85 · « **Reply #10 on:** September 15, 2005, 02:15:43 PM »

i do believe that i would have a flat out heartattack if i seen that thing in the woods. :eek: :shock:

Robert · « **Reply #11 on:** September 16, 2005, 05:32:30 AM »

You guys will beleive ANY garbage....huh? The guy was obviously a (poor)fiction writer and I would bet his stories have been turned down repeatedly because he cannot 'cut to the chase' I cannot remember a reading any story with such an extreme and horrible use of adjectives. I will say that he has a very vivid imagination to be able to make up such crap.

Land_Owner · « **Reply #12 on:** September 16, 2005, 09:23:12 AM »

Yep, gotta agree it is a load of horse manure. Any decent person with a fully functional 3,500 pound automobile would have floored it and run that stupid thing over to put it out of its misery, then gone on the Jerry (echo - Jerry) Springer, Rosie O'Donnel, and Ophra Talk Show circuits as a grass roots hero.

Oh, I get it now. It was posted to see how many of us would read through all of that crap and make a post. Well, have a good laugh on me...

SAWgunner · « **Reply #13 on:** September 16, 2005, 12:29:49 PM »

Hah hah.

SAWgunner

RaySendero · « **Reply #14 on:** September 23, 2005, 11:16:42 AM »

Already saw that posted on another web site. Don't believe it any more this time than last.

Heavy Chevy · « **Reply #15 on:** September 23, 2005, 11:39:03 AM »

Relax boys, It's just my ex-wife first thing in the morning.

Butch HC

mallarddrake85 · « **Reply #16 on:** September 25, 2005, 02:56:25 PM »

lmao. ya fellas are right. lol.

and anyone who goes and supports the rosie show aint a fellow hunter or trapper. that ginni is all about the abolishment of fur, guns and our outdoor heritages.