Forgive me brothers for I have sinned.I fell prey to the forces of lust and covetness.Today I went by my gunsmith's and he was just finishing a rebarrelled Springfield trapdoor carbine.I heard the siren's dulcet song and as if in a dream held that darlin to my shoulder.Nay that strumpet literally leapt into my arms.It was a long hard minute before my conscience reminded me that I had a good honest BC at home waiting for me who didn't leap wantonly into the embraces of other men.
The sudden realization made me cast that TD from me as if it were a serpent.I rushed home to find my faithful unsuspecting one there for me.
If BC ever found out...................
