Author Topic: Best gun for fondling and caressing? (Read 4387 times)

williamlayton · « **Reply #30 on:** July 31, 2005, 12:30:51 AM »

A most perverted topic. Ahhhh.
Unlike with a wife one can have a variety of mistress's to calm the soul and add variety and pleasure, without the feelings of cheating.
I like the feel of my newest mistress, a STI Trojan, slim, firm, well balanced young gal.
A old favorite which I find pleasure in is the Walther PP, I like those German wimmen.
When in the mood for a kinky, young thing, you know, modern, without any bounds of old school, I turn to the FN5.
Time for cigarette!!
Blessings

RedRyder21 · « **Reply #31 on:** July 31, 2005, 12:56:14 AM »

Is this thread just for handguns or caressing rifles to?

stuffit · « **Reply #32 on:** July 31, 2005, 04:39:53 AM »

Quote from: myronman3

from the movie "full metal jacket"

Quote
this is my rifle, this is my gun; this is for killing, this is for fun.

The first time I saw that quote was in "BATTLE CRY"; an epic of WW II from a good while back, likely before a lot of y'all were born. Likely it's a standard military axiom from no telling how far back.

:wink:
stuffit

moontroll · « **Reply #33 on:** September 05, 2005, 04:33:14 PM »

My Walter ppks,makes me feel like a secret agent with a lot of girls hanging off me :wink:

Dusty Miller · « **Reply #34 on:** September 05, 2005, 05:45:58 PM »

I just came back from the gunsafe a few minutes ago and fondled ALL my revolvers. That 4" S&W .44 mag with the laser sight really feels nice in my hand and I'd like to have it handy in a serious social situation. Right next to it is the 2" S&W 66 in .357 mag, a sweet shoot'n gun and another piece that'd serve me will in unfriendly company. The molded grips give it a really secure feeling. Nice for fondling. Then the Colt Anaconda in .44 mag with the Holoscope sight fondles well and if providence is on my side someday it'll take a wild pig for me. Next up was the FA in 454 Casull with the Leupold 2X scope that just says SHOOT ME!! Not really high on my fondle scale but certainly not off it either. Well, there on the far right side of the shelf is that sweet, delightful girl that I could probably fondle until I became a pervert!! Yep, its the Ruger Vaquero with the 3.75" barrel and Birdseye handle in 45 Colt and she is the apple of my eye! However, moving up the fondle scale is the USFM .45 colt with the 5" barrel and that incredible case hardening color. Oh! Decisions, decisions!! What to fondle, what to fondle?!!

justannie2 · « **Reply #35 on:** September 11, 2005, 01:54:30 AM »

One gun I always have to pick up when the gun safe is open is my DE 44mag

Omaha-BeenGlockin · « **Reply #36 on:** September 11, 2005, 02:12:11 PM »

Not a handgun---BUT----I always reach over and feel the rubbery Hogue forend on my 870 Police Magnum before I close my eyes at night :devil2:

John C-S · « **Reply #37 on:** September 14, 2005, 02:56:30 PM »

Almost every night. It is my Walther PPK .380 Stainless from Interarms Alexandria. It is a small and underpowered weapon. To many who want a .45 Auto or a .357. But this is a gun that can be concealed anywhere anytime with absolute ease in an ankle holster or inside the waist or even under an armpit. And it shoots exactly where it is pointed in handgun type range. It is small and compact. It has accuracy comparable to any .22 handgun to handgun range. It is a 9mm Browning Short. There were many times when a short over a long rifle .22 did the job. I killed two coyotes on our ranch with a .22 short. I have no doubt about the 9mm short in concealed carry, when having a gun that you feel comfortable with anytime anywhere is the objective.

mt3030 · « **Reply #38 on:** September 16, 2005, 01:15:25 PM »

voldad · « **Reply #39 on:** September 27, 2005, 06:01:30 AM »

size=18][/size]Nothing fits the hand better than an original German luger...but... for sheer adrenaline, my preference is the .500 S+W....ahhhhhhhh

winman · « **Reply #40 on:** September 27, 2005, 12:30:11 PM »

Excuse me for a few minutes while I go fondle my favorite (actually a second generation Colt SAA in .45 Colt). Be right back. I sometimes still enjoy looking at pictures in old (gun) magazines and on (NRA) calenders. Yep, them too.

RBishop · « **Reply #41 on:** October 06, 2005, 10:19:36 AM »

I prefer to fondle my 36-23-36

Glock 36
Glock 23
Glock 36

Redhawk1 · « **Reply #42 on:** October 06, 2005, 10:24:04 AM »

I said before it was my 500 Mag's, but lately I have been hugging my S&W460MAG a lot.

:-D

44 Man · « **Reply #43 on:** October 20, 2005, 05:12:33 AM »

This is my current sweetheart! (hope my wife doesn't find out) 44 Man[/img]

HappyHunter · « **Reply #44 on:** October 20, 2005, 05:27:30 PM »

For me it is a Smith and Wesson model 52-2 classic lines and superb function.

Next it is my most recent project...another Smith and Wesson. it is a model 686 with a Doctor sight and a 7 pound DA trigger.

I shoot the 686 more than the 52 but the 52 is perhaps my most treasured handgun.

Fred

tbull55 · « **Reply #45 on:** November 07, 2005, 11:04:34 AM »

I've got to go with my newest purchase, Kimber ultra compact stainless. There is just something about a 1911

SJPrice · « **Reply #46 on:** November 07, 2005, 01:43:23 PM »

For me it is my Custom BFR, 4 inch barrel, 475 Linebaugh, express sights, custom fit smooth black buffallo horn grips, smoothed action and lightened 2 1/2 pound trigger. Oh yeah and when she goes off, you know she is not faking it.

Spridle · « **Reply #47 on:** November 08, 2005, 06:07:12 AM »

I usually read em a bedtime story about baby bear (Ruger Sp101 357 mag), momma bear (GP100 357) and papa bear (S&W 460 mag). There's more stainless in the safe than in a gourmet kitchen!

1911crazy · « **Reply #48 on:** November 08, 2005, 06:57:55 AM »

You caught me on this one i can't lie nor hide the honest truth anymore I play with my handguns and rifles too. Sometimes i play with them in bed at night too. I have even fallen asleep with them in my bed too. And "NO" I have never slept with any of my shotguns yet thats just plain sick. But i have played with the pump shotguns. I sleep the best when I know my 1911 is under my pillow. Sometimes i will change up and sleep with my 44 too it gets lonely because it tells me. I just hope my 1911 does get jealous. I really want do a threesome with my 1911 and my 44 but my 44 refuses to share me with the 1911 at the sametime at the range. The swedish blondes(mausers) get jealous all the time because they think their number one and want to be carressed and kept warm all the time too. Just the feel of their bolts gets me going. When the barrels are warm its even worse. I try not to let the misses see me but its getting harder and harder to hide my problem. I think she can feel the electricity and tention in the air when she walks in the room and catches me when i'm with them. Just the smell of cosmoline turns me on all the time lately. I'm not too fussy about color either anything in blue or stainless and even parkerized gray will do too. I passed the color barrier along time ago. I wish there was a way to take some with me when i pass on too. The next life is going to be really hard without them with me I will miss them. Maybe i'll refuses to die when my time comes so i can be with them longer. I have the disease really bad......I think i have smelt the G.I. Bore Cleaner for too long too...

I'm losing it, I think i need a new hobby, hey you guys started this.

Gosh i crack myself up!!!!!

bigger e · « **Reply #49 on:** November 08, 2005, 11:25:27 AM »

My Ruger Super Blackhawk. That Stainless Steel is so smooth...so flawless..so cool to my touch. :roll:

WV_Hillbilly · « **Reply #50 on:** November 09, 2005, 06:56:25 PM »

Quote from: Questor

Which gun do you like to go to when you need to go to the gun cabinet and pick one up just to handle it?

I think this question is getting into an area that is just a little too personal :-D

mrlizzzard · « **Reply #51 on:** November 10, 2005, 04:10:00 AM »

My Perazzi TM1.or a Marlin 39A

ButlerFord45 · « **Reply #52 on:** November 10, 2005, 11:22:16 AM »

I believe that there are a lot of folks on this thread that would date ugly women, too.

williamlayton · « **Reply #53 on:** November 10, 2005, 10:56:28 PM »

Ugly women need love too. :oops:
I like this little thread and it proves, once again, that if we all fell in love with the same woman it would be a heck of a fist fight.
I have a number of mistress', well, er, you know what of I am speaking, and a new one seems to spark the old juices, for a while. The others get their attention after the lust for the new one wears off a bit though.
I still advocate getting a new one ever once in awhile though.
Blessings

bigger e · « **Reply #54 on:** November 11, 2005, 04:03:49 AM »

Quote from: ButlerFord45

I believe that there are a lot of folks on this thread that would date ugly women, too.

Who among us has not cuddled with a ugly woman on a lonely night?

Or his favorite gun when no one was watching?

1911crazy · « **Reply #55 on:** November 20, 2005, 03:24:55 PM »

Quote from: ButlerFord45

I believe that there are a lot of folks on this thread that would date ugly women, too.

Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder. I have had co-workers tell me there wife is one of the most beautiful woman on the planet and when i met them it was only in his own mind. :eek: So love is blind too.

To me a womans beauty lies within, its not whats on the outside that counts and if she can cook its a plus too. Personality counts too what i mean is she can look really pretty and be pitbull too. We must choose a partner very carefully looks doesn't mean everything.

Don't get LUST and LOVE mixed up too or is it LOVE and LUST or LOVE of LUST?

ButlerFord45 · « **Reply #56 on:** November 20, 2005, 03:45:07 PM »

Yeah D man, but ther are some women that remind me of Glocks, dependable, reliable happy to have'em when the chips are down, but I sure wouldn't want to be seen with either one!! :-D

Broken Spoke · « **Reply #57 on:** November 21, 2005, 01:01:59 PM »

Quote from: Questor

Which gun do you like to go to when you need to go to the gun cabinet and pick one up just to handle it?

A LADY SMITH WHEN SHE IS CLEAN AND POLISHED!! :twisted:

Camp Cook · « **Reply #58 on:** November 21, 2005, 03:14:16 PM »

Of all my guns the one that I appreciate the most is a beauty to behold, fondle and gaze upon. It's not even made anymore.

I've had it since 1987 when I bought it new.

It has historic lines and curves but a modern high performance engine.

I have played with it more, shot it more, carried it more, had it on my bed side table more, enhanced/modified it more, than any other gun I have ever owned.

I even have a picture of it on my desktop.

My favorite gun of all time is by far my Colt Delta Elite 10mm.

a45gunslinger · « **Reply #59 on:** November 21, 2005, 07:04:38 PM »

Hard to say , my guns are like kids. It's hard for me everytime i need to make some sort of descison concerning them...what to take to the range, what to hunt with.. I think the ones I use the most are my .45's , AR-15's And shotguns (Because of IPSC) but there always a 45 on my side or in my desk drawer If I feel the need to fondle!!!!! :-)