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Offline victorcharlie

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« on: July 28, 2005, 12:34:13 PM »
Sorry guys, the hair tested in the Canadian lab turned out to be bison, not bigfoot.

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« Reply #1 on: July 28, 2005, 12:37:41 PM »
Gee Whiz Golly Darn what will we do now for intertainment and how will the Believers survive?
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« Reply #2 on: July 28, 2005, 05:11:19 PM »
They will survive the same way they always have I guess.  I keep hearing the words to the  Jimmy Buffet song "God's own drunk" running around in my head when I hear about a bigfoot!

That Cock county white lightning sure has a funny effect on the senses when not sipped in moderation!
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« Reply #3 on: July 29, 2005, 01:49:59 AM »
Just as well. If it was a BigFoot hair they would breed new ones from the DNA in the hair strand. They would have probaly made an amusment park wherethey would have rides and a Zoo. The BigFoot would escape and then... Sounds like a movie to me!


Oh well. If they discover BigFoot and the Scientific community all belive it, then I will loose a reason to got out to the woods...
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« Reply #4 on: July 29, 2005, 05:36:37 AM »
Well, Gee Wizz!  Didn't we all know it would not be Bigfoot?
  So....the way the story went was that,  a large animal with the shape of a man was seen running near some homes....?  And someone found Bigfoot's hair.  I guess what really happened is that a herd of Buffallo ran through the homes and nobody noticed that they were Buffalo.  It happens ALL THE TIME IN MY BACKYARD!  Them pesky Buffalos are just everywhere nowadays.  SCAM!  Some prankster 'BUFFALOED' EVERYBODY.
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« Reply #5 on: July 29, 2005, 06:30:39 AM »
Just Remember as Roger Miller said" you can't rollerskate in a buffalo herd" :)
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« Reply #6 on: July 29, 2005, 06:36:47 AM »
I've got a buffalo (actually a bison) that hangs out down near by blueberry orchard all the time. He didn't do that back when I had a buffalo rifle but since I got rid of it he seems to be down there pretty much all the time.
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« Reply #7 on: July 29, 2005, 12:04:17 PM »
GB, you can borrow my 17HMR if you want...should do the job ;)

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« Reply #8 on: July 29, 2005, 02:43:34 PM »
I smell cover up so no one bothers to look for it?? How can you mistake a buffalo for a bigfoot?  I just don't think so "cover up"  sounds more like it. Its just like there's no mountainlions in Vermont too so i have been told but i know what i saw and my wife and son saw it too. Were talking about a 200/180lb cat thats 6' long w/a 4' tail?  Yup they don't exsist.  I'd like to shoot one and drop it on their door step just see the look on their face. Its a killing machine its like a 200lb house cat and we are the mouse thats not a great feeling that i know thing is out there and it can attack me and eat me at will.  We have them in Ct. too but i haven't seen one yet, they have been reported all around were i'm fishing too but again they don't exsist here too. All i can say is i seen mountainlion tracks for many years in the higher elevations of Vermont were no one ever goes and it took me many years to finally see one because they are very elusive so this is probably why bigfoot isn't seen too he's smarter than a mountainlion and even more elusive until he smells my viddles.  He's got a soft spot and the smell of pork cooking does it.  Guess who's coming to dinner?

BTW;  How tall was the white buffalo in the Charles Bronson movie??  Bigfoot is 8' to 10' or more tall thats a big buffalo?  The guy was how close to it?  Something doesn't sound right.
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« Reply #9 on: July 29, 2005, 02:46:49 PM »
I smell big cover up ,the word in the Hills is it is Jane Fonda's
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« Reply #10 on: July 31, 2005, 01:10:56 PM »
Jane Fonda now thats scary!!!!!!!!!!!!! :roll:
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