A lion was out for a walk with his girlfriend when they came upon a gazelle. Seeking to impress his girlfriend, the lion roared, Who is the king of the beasts?
In a quavering voice the gazelle replied, You are sir, you are!
A mile or so farther on they came upon an antelope. Again, the lion roared, Who is the king of the beasts?
In a quavering voice the antelope replied, You are sir, you are!
After another mile or two they came upon a jackal. Again, the lion roared, Who is the king of the beasts?
In a quavering voice the jackal replied, You are sir, you are!
On their way back, they came upon an elephant. Again, the lion roared, Who is the king of the beasts?
The elephant uttered not a word, but seized the lion, slammed him against a tree three or four times, dropped him and went his way.
For the next 100 yards or so the lion, somewhat the worse for wear, walked beside his girlfriend in silence. Finally he said to her, Just because he didnt know the answer was no reason to get so mad!