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Offline jh45gun

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« on: August 17, 2005, 07:01:16 PM »
A Marine squad was marching north of Basra when they came upon an insurgent soldier badly injured and unconscious. Nearby, on the opposite side of the road, was an American Marine in a similar but less serious state. The Marine was conscious and alert.

As first aid was given to both men, the Marine was asked what had happened. The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. Seeing each other we both took cover. I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable low-life scum sucker, that killed his own people, and he yelled back that Teddy Kennedy is a rich, good-for-nothing fat drunken bastard, that killed that girl on the bridge and got away with it."

"We were standing there shaking hands when the truck hit us!!!!!
Said I never had much use for one, never said I didn't know how to use it.

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« Reply #1 on: August 18, 2005, 03:26:52 AM »
Haha, good one! So true too.  :)

As for Ted Kennedy, here is my comprehensive list of good things I see in the mans politics:

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« Reply #2 on: August 18, 2005, 06:10:29 AM »
Jim, you should be a comedian, you come up with some good one thats for sure !!! :D
"ROLL TIDE". . .Back To Back. . .Three In The Last Four Years "GO GIANTS"  "YANKEES"

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« Reply #3 on: August 18, 2005, 01:48:56 PM »
'Best one ever!  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

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« Reply #4 on: August 18, 2005, 05:45:00 PM »
hey! i was about to post the very same joke!!!
" oh we didn't sink the bismarck, and we didn't fight at all, we spent our time in Norfolk and we really had a ball. chasing after women while our ship was overhauled, living it up on grapefruit juice and sick bay alcohol"

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« Reply #5 on: August 18, 2005, 06:19:24 PM »
Quote from: kevin.303
hey! i was about to post the very same joke!!!
Ya snooze ya loose!!! :-D  :grin:  :)
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« Reply #6 on: August 25, 2005, 12:55:17 AM »
Speaking of Marines...my grandson has gone full special ops in a battalion "hand picked" by the battalion commander. Expects to be kicking in doors and "exploring caves" in a border area in about a month..
   Requesting your prayers for him and ALL our fine, young "pride of America" troops...
If you don't want the truth, don't ask me.  If you want something sugar coated...go eat a donut !  (anon)

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« Reply #7 on: August 25, 2005, 05:35:38 PM »
Consider it done Ironglow!  :wink:
Said I never had much use for one, never said I didn't know how to use it.