STORY TIME
Joe is walking home and spots Bubba.
"Hey Bubba!" says Joe, "I gotta splittin headache".
Bubba looks at Joe and notices a hatchet handle protruding from Joe's skull.
"Does it feel like you have a hatchet in you skull?"
"No, nothing like that, but it sure hurts."
"Well, we'll gitcha down to Docs, and maybe he can fix you up".
So Bubba drives Joe down to the doctor's office.
Sitting on the examination bench, Joe says, "Doc, I have a splittin headache!"
And Doc says, "Well of course, somebody buried a hatchet in your head!"
Joe says, "What hatchet? Why does everyone tell me I gotta hatchet in my head?
I DON'T HAVE NO HATCHET IN MY HEAD! If I did, I would sure know about it!"
And with that, Joe stomps out and just happens to pass right by a big mirror.
Just about past the mirror Joe does a quick double take, and looks with astonishment! "Hey, there's a hatchet in my head! Doc, you gotta pull this hatchet out!"
FACT: Nobody knows so much about ones self as himself, or so he thinks.
Ohhhh.... Lost in space again....