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Offline jh45gun

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« on: September 20, 2005, 02:36:08 PM »
A blonde walks by a travel agency and notices a sign
>in the window,
>"Cruise Special -- $99." She goes inside, lays her
>money on the
>counter,
>and says, "I'd like the $99 cruise special, please."
>-
>The agent grabs her, drags her into the back room,
>ties her to a large
>inner tube, then drags her out the back door and
>downhill to the Bow
>River, where he pushes her in and sends her floating.
>-`
>A second blonde comes by a few minutes later, sees the
>sign, goes
>inside, lays her money on the counter, and asks for
>the $99
>special. She, too, is tied to an inner tube and sent
>floating down the
>river.
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>Drifting into stronger current, she eventually catches
>up with the
>first
>blonde. They float side-by-side for a while before the
>first blonde
>asks, "Do they serve refreshments on this cruise?" The
>second blonde
>replies, "They didn't last year.

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« Reply #1 on: September 20, 2005, 03:27:13 PM »
:-D  :-D  :D
JP

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his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?

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« Reply #2 on: September 20, 2005, 05:06:45 PM »
:-D  :)  :-D  :)  :D
FREEDOM IS WORTH FIGHTING FOR-ARE YOU WILLING TO DIE FOR IT--------IT'S HARD TO SOAR LIKE AN EAGLE WHEN YOU ARE SURROUNDED BY TURKEYS