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Offline jh45gun

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« on: October 20, 2005, 09:13:14 AM »
Left & Right
 
One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut.
After the cut he asked
about his bill and the barber replies: "I'm sorry, I
cannot accept money
from you; I'm doing community service this week"
 
The florist is pleased and leaves the shop. Next
morning when the barber
goes to open there is a thank you card and a dozen
roses waiting for him at
his door.
 
Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he goes
to pay his bill the
barber again replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept
money from you; I'm doing
community service this week."
 
The cop is happy and leaves the shop. Next morning
when the barber goes to
open up there is a thank you card and a dozen donuts
waiting for him at his
door.
 
Later a Republican comes in for a haircut, and when he
goes to pay his bill
the barber again replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept
money from you; I'm
doing community service this week." The Republican is
very happy and leaves
the shop. Next morning when the barber goes to open,
there is a thank you
card and a dozen different books such as "How to
Improve Your Business" and
"Becoming More Successful."
 
Then a Democrat comes in for a haircut, and when he
goes to pay his bill
the barber again replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept
money from you; I'm
doing community service this week." The Democrat is
very happy and leaves
the shop. The next morning when the barber goes to
open up, there are a
dozen Democrats lined up waiting for a free haircut.
 
And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental
difference between left
and right.[/QUOTE]
Said I never had much use for one, never said I didn't know how to use it.

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« Reply #1 on: October 20, 2005, 12:46:36 PM »
ROFLOL

That's Great!!! I'll have to email that on!!!!

 :-D  :)  :-D

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« Reply #2 on: October 20, 2005, 02:00:45 PM »
Jim

Hilarious, while true !!

HAHAHAHAHAHA

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« Reply #3 on: October 20, 2005, 02:44:50 PM »
...A distantly related sidenote..

   Someday the Lord is coming back for his own...

  At that moment I would rather be right...than to be left !
If you don't want the truth, don't ask me.  If you want something sugar coated...go eat a donut !  (anon)